You wonder why men don’t stick around.
You wonder why when you try to be brave and approach a man, they act like an asshole.
You wonder why you just have plain bad luck in life.

Here are your answers:
Your breath fucking stinks like something died in your throat every time I’m around you.
You live/act like you make a million a year with your fashion “demands” which is so stupid… who are you trying to impress? This is Halifax, not L.A.
You’re self centered, self absorbed and ALWAYS late. You push your luck, take advantage of your friends, and when they do you a favour, you ask for more than what they expected doing for you in the first place.
Get the fuck over yourself.
Thanks. —Pretty Shoes and Handbags Don’t Sexify You in Any Way

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  1. At least they have pretty shoes to look at when you’re holding their ankles in the air and pounding that sexy purse.

  2. OB, are you describing those hooker/sluts (or the politically correct term of “sex workers”) in Halifax. If they’re families find out, there will more honor killings. Save Allah.

  3. Okay, I’ll apologize in advance OB because I’m in a funny kinda mood this evening, but … here goes.

    Quit fucking enabling your ‘friend’! That goes for you and the rest your clique (who is sounds as though you’re bitching on behalf of). It sounds as if you have little, if any, respect for the subject of your bitch. If you are a real friend, stop talking about her behind her back and tell her how it is … and if there is no change in her behaviour after you do that … don’t be her fucking ‘friend’. Simple.

    And … nice shoes and a handbag can be pretty damn sexy accessories … particularly if she’s also hot and carries herself well.

  4. I disagree with the jealousy bit. I have a friend who is a mess as well, and she is completely oblivious to why men are not attracted to her. And I am definitely not jealous of my friend. Frustration seems to be the beetle here.

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