why do some people feel the need to douse themselves in cologne? no one wants to smell you ten feet away…you fucking stink!
—LB
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
you stink!
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I guess they prefer them to taking the time to actually shower….
with all the scent free places these days, why even bother buying the crap?
Sounds like this bitch is actually targeting a specific demographic…… I dare not comment further until this is either confirmed or denied……
Can we get an “Another offensive odour bitch” tag up in here?
jonno… this is the perfect place to comment all you like…
if Rtards like sebastien and Kay can spout off their hatred all the time, why shouldn’t you?
Yeah I guess either way, people that feel the need to mask the smell of humanity behind the latest toilet water should be made to spend some time in a bathroom you just came from….. hahaha…. I am sure chemical workers would even stay away from some of the places we are made to walk through just to go to lunch.
A neighbour of mine wears so much cologne I can still smell his stench in the hallway and stairwell 10 or 15 minutes after he walks through. I’m not scent sensitive, but it makes me feel like I might die. Or barf. Or both.
you got that fucking right, l.b.,jesus h. christ some of these dolts stink worse than the oder they are try to cover up. i would rather smell stanky pussy than have those fucking overbearing aromas assail my nose anyday.
LS…. your idea of compromise is very disturbing. Sure excess cologne can tear up the eyes and flood bronchioles, but passing off that kind of discomfort for a pungently fishy noseful of female crotch rot is IMO, downright disgusting.
I find that “certain” groups seem to O.D. on the stuff. Being exposed to these subjects in a confined space (ie. transit) is very brutal. I feel sorry to anyone that has asthma.
someone must walk by the canadian language learning center.
neville, you don’t happen to mindlessly drone in front of a computer all day at work, do you?
swiping to get in and out…
You got that right Neville….. I have almost collapsed from asphyxiation trying to walk through that gauntlet of cilia-singeing scents… And it is not just one, it’s a collection of’em, like mixing toxic chemicals. It burns!
Maybe it’s pheromones. Yikes! They’re in heat!
zZz… hm that sounds like a real soul killing occupation right there, i dunno what would possess someone to do that to themselves 😉
I really hate being forced into the stench force fields some people insist on creating around themselves. At least if I find somebody hideous to look at I can close my eyes. There’s just no defense against the stink-cloud.
geekchick: perhaps breathing through your mouth would be a defense tactic?
Sadly, I find that when the perfume (or whatever) is strong enough to make me need to breathe through my mouth, it’s also the time when you can TASTE it in the air… Gross. You guys know what I’m talking about.
breathing through the mouth helps, but i only enjoy smelling people when my head is buried in their neck
jonnoman, or whatever the hell you call yourself.
some people put on so much of this fucking crap,you can smell way before they get there, and long after. some of th older ladies are the worst by far, you would think they had a big fucking barrel of this stinky shit, and just dived in, before going out in public. when i said that i would rather smell a very stanky pussy,i used that as an anology to tell you all, how i hated this overbearing smell of that shit people call cologne or perfume. you want real stink, go to paris sometime.
Old ladies better cake on the makeup with a trowel and douse themselves in perfume before church. You want the Lord to think you’re HOT, HOT, HOT.