Dumping me on my birthday? Really could have picked a better day! Thanks for making this the worst birthday of my life! -Newly Single Therefore Sad
This article appears in Jun 26 – Jul 2, 2014.
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No fucking wonder you got dumped. You need someone to complete you, hence the handle “Newly single therefore sad”. Oh no, you’re single, how will you survive?! Oh noesss!!
If I were you, I would have spent my birthday celebrating the single life like someone with self esteem would.
So you like to date people who’d dump you on your birthday?
Fuck ’em! Go out and get laid! Twice.
I got dumped on Canada Day – now that I’m over the hurt it’s just another reason to celebrate the day.
Chin up,life can be worse.
That’s pretty low.
at least do it the day before so you can more easily pick yourself up and start this chapter anew.
I’m assuming they also didn’t get you any prezzie either…
Get a cat.
http://the-healthy-wife.com/wp-content/upl…
First they wanted to save themselves the cost of a birthday present, second you nam de plume sounds like you need someone in order to be happy. That is sad.
Yes, get a cat!! Cats rock! 🙂
That sucks :p Sorry to hear that you may miss birthday sex, birthday sex is bitchin’. It’s not my birthday, but I’d sure like some… damn I got side tracked.. All the best Op!
Look on the bright side…you got to get rid of the shittiest type of gf/bf and, you didn’t have to do any of the shit work. Happy birthday to you, indeed. Now go fuck their best friend!!!!
OP’s moniker is NEWLY single and therefor sad, not Single and sad. Of course they’re sad – they got dumped and it sucks. Especially on your birthday. The good news OP, someone who would wait until your B-day to dump you is a pretty shitty person and you are better off without them. Happy Birthday none the less!
So Haz… when IS your birthday?!
forget the birthday sex…
you get a free meal at smitty’s!
see, smitty still loves ya
He was too cheap to buy you a gift. Fuck that loser. Find you a man who wears a suit, with a tie and a Blazer! Don’t fuck this one unless he provides his blood test results and an ATM receipt. And don’t forget to get the PIN number too. Men are shit honey, now go stuff your face with a consolatory half a birthday cake.