Hey, guy who is in all my classes, you know that smell that your piss gets when you’ve been drinking a lot of coffee? Why do you always smell like that? You dont even smell like coffee. I’ve encountered heavy coffee drinkers who just smell like a coffee shops or something, but you smell like coffee-piss. What the fuck. —Drink More Water
This article appears in Feb 9-15, 2012.
Learn something new all the time here ….. coffee makes piss smell bad (worse?) …. I honestly did not know …. keep streaming until the juice runs clear is my motto!
A bitch about stinky pee … love it! OB, maybe it’s time to break away from the chick routine and stop going to the bathroom together.
OB, you’re either sitting too close to this person or the proximity of your face to this person’s crotch falls well outside of allowable societal limits.
For situation 1, move to another seat.
For situation 2, either ask the dude out or stop pretending to drop your pen just so you can jam your face into “coffee drinker’s” boy parts and just admit you have a serious, psychological issue that has gone beyond fetish.
Get help.
Does OP run around dropping pens to smell everyone’s crotch?
Maybe their just marking their territory
When I was in grad school my housemate had four feral cats. I always smelled of cat piss or Febreeze, even though I was always on top of my laundry and practiced extra-diligent personal hygiene. That smell permeates everything. It was really embarrassing, but I couldn’t afford to live anywhere else. I still shudder when I think of it. My housemate went crazy, I think. She’s a crazy cat lady now. The smell of Febreeze takes me to very bad places.
why are you sniffing people’s nuts o.p.? my oh my, i guess your cunt smells like roses, do it? or if you are a dude, you smell all nice and fruity.
water is the most delicious drink of all!
even better when mixed with any type of hard booze, right pinkie?
I’m a heavy coffee drinker and this is cause for pause. Does my piss smell like coffee or some coffee/piss hybrid? I guess that’s better than my coffee tasting like piss.
There could be a plumbing issue OP, where he still “leaks” a bit after the shaking’s done. Although he’d be young for that. Just try to keep your nose a good distance from his crotch and that may solve the problem somewhat.
” Does my piss smell like coffee or some coffee/piss hybrid?”
Good luck finding a second opinion on that one, Trood. >: )