After two and a half years of patience and understanding, you decided to call it a day because you were “confused” and “liked” someone else. Isn’t that just fantastic? Your jealousy, condescending nature and selfishness that you were so good at hiding suddenly reappeared after all the sacrifices I made for you.
I wish I knew why I was so patient, but all I can say is I am glad you put me out of my misery now rather than later. Best part is, you’re still confused, and you call me everyday. Why? It just hurts us even more. You drink all the time now and hangout with people that are just as confused if not more confused than you are. Good job. I tried, and tried, and tried to get you out of your eclectic funk, but baby, it just didn’t work. That counselor that the doctor ordered for you, oh yeah, didn’t happen either. You couldn’t be bothered to call her. Oh wait.. you just forgot her phone number, again, good job.
I hope you and K have wild crazy sexy time and tell each other that you love each other, even though you both know you’re just searching for the next best thing. Oh yeah. Baby. I forgot. Your diet you were on, well it just moved the stuff from your tummy to your bum and love handles. Sorry for letting you know now, if I had told you when we had been dating, you would’ve yelled at me for hours. Those treat binges, enlarged hipbones and overly enlarged emotional rages just aren’t that attractive to me anymore… Sorry. —Growley
This article appears in Mar 22-28, 2012.
Is this you OP?
http://rumplo.s3.amazonaws.com/images/tees…
And one that I’m sure will go over a good 95% of your heads:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8IsQhlOJYtM/SaJr…
Here, for those who care:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
Sounds like you dodged a cannon ball, OP.
anyone else think this is written to snooki?
Scribbling presupposes at least a semblance of literacy, so, no.
kay, oh my lord, person is in serious fucking trouble now, or is this desi’s friend? we really don’t want to find out more.
well monkey grunts are hard to enunciate in written text…
Sounds more like she doodled on your heart OP.
“I wish I knew why I was so patient” You know … some people just like to take shite from others. What’s that line “some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you…” Take this as a lesson and on to the next.
..wild crazy sexy time?..jus jokes right?
donk, that is one of my all time favs. love the chick with the redish hair doing it. 2 great minds think alike, at last.
Wait. Wait. Wait. – Andy Lennox was a CHICK! >: 0
Now ima gon have to completely rethink my take on the 80’s.
Blast!
all I heard was the Manson version…
“some of them want to be ABYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”
oh, clearly she’s not attractive to you anymore.
That’s why you wrote this giant diatribe about it.
whats the matter G, did the big bumm gobble up your tiny little pen15….