The decision to play obnoxious music OUTSIDE of your stores twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week- brilliant, just brilliant.
It’s there when I go to sleep. It’s there when I wake up. It never goes away. Is this what passes for promotion? Perhaps you could find a way to install buzzing fluorescent lights in my room that I have no way to turn off. What’s next? Water-boarding until I buy a pack of smokes and a lottery ticket? — I don’t NEEDS this
This article appears in Sep 9-15, 2010.


Personally, I’d take water-boarding over Miasmic Shit Machine any day of the fucking week.
“Ruined” Miami Sound Machine? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
i think it might be too late for you o.p., they stopped playing that shit last week.the sounds you hear, are sorry to say, in your noggin.
C’mon, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can’t control yourself any longer
Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga
I know you can’t control yourself any longer
I never understood why Needs does this.