Here’s to the nasty old creeps who live in fairview area…yeah there’s quite a few of you. Teenage girls are not interested in your ripped up dirty clothes, tabacoo scent, greasy hair, unkempt facial hair, toothless smiles, and hooker-welcoming reproductive organs. In fact we are disgusted by it. and so when you decide to approach us at a bus stop and ask us questions. Just know that we are smiling at you because
1.) you look pathedic
2.) It’s common couresty when you are talked to by a stranger
3.) You scare the living daylights out of us
That grin on our underage face has nothing to do with interest in you or your pathedic STI invested life.
And if you decide to ask us any personal question and get a dirty look as a reply or a simple, “fuck off asshole.” this IS NOT US PLAYING HARD TO GET. We really mean it. Please know that all your little porno fantasies are never going to come true. It’s illegal. It’s wrong. Your pissing us off. You scare us. Just give up!
—very underaged girl
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2009.
You simply say: ‘I have a phone in my pocket – you have ten seconds before I call 911 so piss off, you repulsive old pig.’ Always have a plan that you can easily execute if you have to get away in a hurry.
You simply say: ‘I have a phone in my pocket – you have ten seconds before I call 911 so piss off, you repulsive old pig.’ Always have a plan that you can easily execute if you have to get away in a hurry.
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Gross
Hiccup. Be patient with yo computer girl!
You and your friends should convince them you’re lesbians.
I’m pretty sure that wouldn’t help…
It actually worked with my friend and I. We convinced a couple of chubby frat boys and never heard from ’em again.
Frat boys….disgusting. All of them.
I’m surprised they didn’t ask to join in. LOL
Ummm…. if you are underage, don’t even give that douche the satisfaction of a response cause that’s what he’s getting off on. Call the cops so he doesn’t actually do something to someone younger that may not know the difference
Or you could use the Bobby Hill Method of: “LET GO OF MY PURSE!!! I DON’T KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!” then swiftly kick him in the ‘nads.
Call the cops and say what? A guy is talking to me, bring the tazers! If you want protection from anything with a penis talking to you in public do what the rest of girls your age do, get a jealous ass hole for a boyfriend and leave the 911 calls for real emergencies.
I am sure some of these guys are just making small talk, although i am sure most of them wanna fuck you since i am suuuuuuureeeeee you’re real hot, it doesn’t mean everyone who makes eye contact with you in public instantly falls in love with you or think they have a shot to get in your pants
some people just have no fucking life,hey.GET ONE.
ewwww, why would any red-blooded heterosexual male even look in the general direction of a chick from fairview? *blech*