If I’m on a date with a girl and you don’t like me because of something I said about a professor YEARS ago—confront me in person. You do not come up to our table and start saying shit like “You’re not an asshole…you’re not like such and such,” or “You mean people actually hook up with you!?” All I said to you was that I was confused as to why that prof was singling me out, and now you’re telling me off in front of my date years later and you’re twice my size. Guess you couldn’t stand that she liked me and had to try and ruin it. —She Wasn’t Impressed Either
This article appears in Jul 12-18, 2012.


WTF? makes no sense so am sure you graduated (if!) at the bottom of the class ….. ffs, if the person came up to your table THEY confronted you in person ….. sheesh, somehow I lost the ability to read invisible text as something is fawk’d here big time……..
She did confront you in person. That said, reaming you out while on a date for an incident that happened years ago and didn’t specifically involve her is more than bizarre, actually a little obsessive unless of course, she was the professor. There’s more to this I’m sure.
“Twice your size”? Cheap shot.
Montrealman’s posse – Not. To. Be. Messed With.
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NO WAY. I was on a date with some boy recently and everything went so well and I was so into him but then someone came up to us and said my date said he didn’t like one of his professors once and I got up and left that fucking loser. Who says they don’t like their professors?!? Serial killers and deadbeat dads, that’s who. I think he stole my wallet too.
i *mouse ears* you mel
” you’re twice my size” What the fuck? Are you really, really small, or is this guy someone who should have been recruited by the NBA or WWE? Why does size matter in this case?
This is stupid and confusing how did this get through moderation? BOO!
confusing isn’t a violation of bitch codes
Translation – she was fucking the professor at the time.
I’m with B. Bad on this.
..are you sure this wasn’t a …episode from a BBC program and got all confused like?
a female is a strange and wonderous thing o.p., if you fail to please them, then you fail to please them. do i understand that, no, and neither does any male alive. you can do any damn thing they wish, and they will still find some type of fault in you.even if you were drop dead gorgious, had tons of money, pleasant personality, and good hygene. plus all the other shit they want in a male, you would still fall short somehow. and girls, don’t try to deny it, think of the many people you have been with, dated, or know in person.
“If your not handsome they should at least find you handy”…or hung.
the latter for me boru. but i’m also handy to have around too.
I think most of you read it wrong. Sounds to me he was on a date with a girl and some guy came up to him and trashed him in front of his date for some bullshit that happened years ago. I’m actually glad the girl didn’t get up and leave because the confronting ogre was most likely just jealous and wanted to ruin the date; oh and there are professors who enter his or her job with their own selfish agenda. There are some pretty scary extremist type feminists in there who hate, and I mean hate men (not all feminist professors, just some).
Big feminism is out to get you, and your little balls too, Daniel. You’re just another victim, kid.
Danny looks a tad effete with the “girly” hair and eyebrows.
Don’t Do What Donnie Dont does.
I;d like to step back to this little gem…
“if you fail to please them, then you fail to please them. do i understand that, no”
I’ve realized how we need to start reading sux’s posts….
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I mean he’s abroad and everything…. somehow it just seems to make them funnier.
B.Bad
Congratulations, you are probably about 70% of the way to being a harassing blog stalker.
^^^ welcome to the internet, eyebrows.
“This ere’s Daniel Abraham. ‘e likes whingeing about racism and fuckin’ intellectual snobbery on a dirty fuckin’ hippie newspaper’s website. Back to Adult fuckin’ Ed. wiv you Daniel. And try to smokum big peace pipe full of Harden The Fuck Up.”
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Alright, guess I rocked the boat there. Just thought it was strange how he’s STILL going on about this, and isn’t at least mixing something else in that would be like a progressive moving on. I do see your point.
It’s clear Eyebrows loves himself a bit too much.
Hay Eyebrows: no one on here gives two shits about you so stop pretending they do.
Fuck.
Hey guys. How about we all fuck off about his physical appearance. I don’t think its fair to base our criticism of him on what he looks like when we can mock him for many many many other things.
If we want to start shitting on people for looks then lets be consistent and do it to everyone who is using their real picture.
The hypocrisy of hfx_godzilla:
I referenced him looking like a rapist in an earlier comment.
hi op if you do read this, out of these comments you didn’t write back to anyone’s questions, so your story you left so much to the imagination, and you didn’t really explain a whole lot of what you were tryin to say, seems like you just told the end of your story, what’s with that bro? That’s weak CUH!, if any of you don’t now CUH i suggest you go to youtube and evter chris smoove cuh, it will make you laugh till ya pee yo pantz, j ramone
Pretty Kitty
Please go on.
hfx_godzilla
Please go on.
Ivan – we can rename him Arthur Pewtey?
a look see
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I like it Bazzer. I was leaning a little more toward this, myself…
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Yes! spot on old chap