To the lady I made a veggie bagel for today at Mama Gratti’s. You had the most adorable smile and such sweet demeaner. And I didn’t even have to cut that thing! I don’t know why that had to have an exclimation mark at the end!
Anyway, you made me smile, and I hope you have a pleasent eternity of veggie bagels.
—Sincerely, the boy with the heart on his hat
This article appears in Feb 4-10, 2010.
For fuck’s sake, has this become a dating board for Mama Gratti’s?
1) Put it in Love the Way You Love
2) Stop posting insipid “Dear beautiful server/customer/mugger”
3) Go to the Match, or better yet Kinky, board if you’re this friggin horny.
I don’t know Matt, but this guy with the heart on his hat must be scoring left, right and center.
Boy with the heart- Why don’t you say these things to the actual customer while they’re standing there starring you in your face? You wait until they leave and then come on here to say “have a nice day”??? Bad customer service in my opinion.
Nice Bitch.
I’m gonna make fun of this guy to his face in about 10 minutes
But ML, I thought you enjoyed the kink of this board. 🙁
this bitch just oozes misery…..
I think our web editor has hit the bottle hard again…
all these loves showing in the wrong section.
either put down the bottle and fix or get the code monkeys to do it for you in such an automated fashion as to reduce your seemingly overwhelming workload.
Or the op’s a tool and picked the wrong section.
Hey, Living, I’m on that board. Just try and find me…..
I gotta get me over there….xoxox
“3) Go to the Match, or better yet Kinky, board if you’re this friggin horny.”
Haha. I just figured out who you are! 😀
Win.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
You’re bad Sagi!
Don’t reveal my true identity!
The bitchers couldn’t handle it!
When she was good, she was very good… when she was bad, she was redder. 😉
Srsly, tho.. it’s more fun to keep them guessing. It’s all about my (our?) entertainment, afterall!
I’m sorry. I just thought I’d pay it forward to someone who was really nice.
Sorry?
Come on Lovely, don’t take it so personally. We mean no harm. In the end, we all just wanna love!
i think this is wonderfully sweet :o)
Thank you, I hope she thinks so too.
I’d like to see her again, but ha, maybe I’m just too excited to make new friends.