To the little mother fuckers in Sambro who stole my 350 dollar motorcycle helmet during the 5 minutes i was away form my bike… i hope you crash, burn and die. I SAW YOU, i have seen you int he area before and I WILL see you again and it won’t be fuckign pretty. Let’s hope you dont sell that helmet becuase you’ll need it. You are the scum of the earth. You stranded me in the middle of butt fuck nowhere with no helmet. If I crashed with no helmet becasue you stole it thats second degree murder you little shits, so stealign it is attempted murder… like cutting the brake line in someones car. I can’t wait til I see you out there again on your little piece of shit dirtbike… fist meet face.
This article appears in Jun 12-18, 2008.


damn.. I’d be scared as hell, if it was me who stole your helmet, especially with the capitolized “I SAW YOU”…. I really hope they print this bitch, and hopefully those little fuckers see this, and start shittin bricks!