I was just walking across the street when a short little dweeb of a guy also crossing in the opposite direction passed me and said this rude comment: “You know it, Fatty!” I know what? Next time you try to disparage a girl, can you at least try to make sense? WTF, dude. You look like a little schoolboy twerp and act like one, too. This isn’t high school. Who goes around saying shit like that to women? Fuck you! Grow up and learn some social skills.
I’m not sure what made you feel the need to try and ruin my morning with your bullshit remarks, but it didn’t work. I know I look good. Phat is where it’s at. You look like a limp little pissant, mad at the world, walking thru life with your little pink pecker full of hate.
—Yah I’m Hawt And I Do Know It, Bitch
This article appears in Nov 14-20, 2019.
Next time, just say: ‘Wanna taste of my big bad biceps?’ followed by a growling ‘fuck off, dog turd.’
“your fly’s open and I can see your little dick”….should do it.