I was walking down Argyle, you had a rather large stick/pole in your hand… you asked me if I could tell you how to get to the library and I directed you, blushing madly I’m sure, as your eyes were busily trying to pierce my soul. It was only as you thanked me and called me love, walking away, that I realized you definitely already knew where the library was. —Awkward Aardvark
This article appears in Nov 18-24, 2010.


A large pole, eh? *winkwink nudgenudge say no more say no more*
haha i have a monty python/frank zappa play list at the shop…one of my faves
Eyes busily trying to pierce your soul = he was staring at your chest, then went to the library washrooms to play with his “rather large stick.”