…I listened to your stupidity and criticism (for far too long) and the last we spoke you so charmingly used the phrase “bros before hoes” to describe both our 5 yr friendship, and how some random guy was mistreating me, you didn’t even have the balls to stand up for me, too drunk hitting on groupies. Well, I found a man who is not only loving and amazing in every way but man enough to be with me… unlike you! Immature piece of nothing! Deeply regret wasting all of that time… this will be the last of it. I’m forgetting you as of this moment, and I’m going to go have sex with my MAN now! —Pity Whoever You Are With
This article appears in Feb 16-22, 2012.


I pity whoever you are with. Relationships are not just about jumping into bed with the next Man to have sex with. No wonder your past partner wasn’t interested in you. You are completely one dimensional. Try looking for someone with a personality, or growing one yourself.
am i the man you found o.p.? if so, then how about letting me know, next time. and yeah, you should read the bitch below, about growing a set of balls. goddamn guys, i think it going to be one of those stupid bitch days here. if so, i’m going to go all postal.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
Did you freeze his spunk for your Art project?
One is not immature for wanting someone who is not you.
He was hitting on groupies because he wanted them instead.
Glad you moved on but i’m sure we haven’t seen the last of you.
Is she talking about her ex-boyfriend or a girlfriend? Not quite clear.
Uh, stand up for yourself sunshine. Maybe if you try that instead you won’t be an insecure, flat, un-empowered stereotype who needs to announce to a group of strangers that she ‘gonna fuck her maaaan’ to validate herself.
The sex you’re gonna have with you man isn’t gonna be as amazing as the sex my girl friend is gonna have with me! I fuck like it’s no one’s business. Every girl I ever slept with would have several orgasms. And 74 outta 82 of them told me I was the best they ever had. Pretty damn good, 90% of the women I been with said that. 🙂
when did this turn into teen forum ..meh
Oh FAWK him. Bros before hoes? What is he 15? lewZER
brawdove, i probly had more sex in a week, than you have had in your what, 15 year old life. of course there will be a lot of orgasms, but only as long as the batteries in your vibrator will hold out. real men don’t need to broadcast their conquests, but if they did, you would be far, far away from most, down on the list. and jerking off to pictures of women, and online sex sites, don’t count either. because those chicks fake it too.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared…
Brawdove, I bet you’re the king of the trailer park aren’t you?
PS; clean your bathroom and you might get more than a single serving skank!!