I ran into a store in Bayers Lake and came back to find a massive scratch and small dent on the front end of my car! What the hell?! Fine, you hit my car, but if you’re going to drive off like it never happened then you REALLY suck! At least have the decency to leave a note apologizing for doing it! I can’t afford the $500 deductible to get this fixed! Fuck you! Karma is a bitch! I hope your consciousness feels as good as your wallet does you jerk! —Love My Car
This article appears in Jun 7-13, 2012.
It’s conscience, dumbass, not consciousness!
Depending on what store you were at and where you were parked, the culprit MAY be caught on a store security cam. Probably a bit of a stretch but you never know.
It definately sucks though.
maybe you should have opted for the $0 deductible then?
a scratch and small dent hardly impact the performance of the car anyways.
don’t have it fixed… leave it… or spend the time it takes to learn to fix yourself if you have that much pride in a rolling money pit.
I’d be like..
http://catmacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/…
Maybe they said a Novena or two and all is right between them and God …… As for you, they couldn’t give two fucks so off into the sunset they drove with a clear conscience (yet a smear on their bumper from your ghetto-sled).
Oh c’mon! I’m sure OB didn’t deserve having their car busted up (even if it was just a little scratch).
How much is the estimate to have the car fixed? IF you go to the right place, it could be a lot cheaper than $500.
You don’t HAVE to go through comprehensive, and if you can avoid it, it’s actually MUCH better for your future premiums.
PK is right, ob. I took my little mishap to a guy in Burnside, Boutilier’s Auto. He was VERY reasonable. He did a fantastic job, too.
And it cost me $300.
Probably two shopping carts fucking like minks.
“I ran into a store in Bayers Lake..”
Maybe that’s where the scratch came from. Hahahahahahaha (Man I kill me).
J/K Kontee, sorry to hear about the mishap. Some people. That’s the lowest. Somebody took the passenger side mirror off my car a couple of years back. No note. No nothing. Rats!!!
if it was in an area where shopping carts are used, one of them could be the culprit. there has been a lot of wind the last few days, and i have seen these things rolling even up a slight incline. there is no way to know what or who hit your car. maybe someone saw it happen, i don’t know?
Dear OB
Karma was busy having a big dump in the yard when your car got hit today !
He knows absolutely nothing about it, & is just too pleased with himself to care…
So your just going to have to try & find (or even make up) a make believe avenger to do your dirty work.
Sorry to bust your balloon on the same day your car got scratched.
Fucking like minks… TTFN… You kill me 🙂
Rosie girl – welcome back!!!
Hey TTFN! Thanks! How goes it your crazy world?
What is with coast bitchers and karma? It’s like their version of god where if they believe it makes them feel better to say karma will get them back.
It’s a conspiracy I tells ya,
Karmagate!