The problem isn’t that the hallway is too big it’s that the hotdog is too small. —Not me.
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Ouch!
It’s not the calibre of the rifle, but the skill of the sniper that counts.
Maybe the target isn’t worth the bullet.
OMG, if it’s a hallway, I want nothing to do with it! If fucking you is like waving your arm around in a warm room, it’s YOU!
Well, he doesn’t need to fill the room but hopefully he can scrape the walls. ~ Perhaps the ”problem” is too much double penetration in your wild days …. loosey goosey!
Methinks a trip to the cock bank to take out a loan for an upgrade?
Perhaps Fraulien Wizardsleeve would be happier taking the apocryphal Catherine the Great route?
Dumbest metaphor…ever..
I would have appreciated it more if it had said “bun / hotdogs” … Also, who puts hotdogs in hallways? Not me..
All the smarts from your brain must be leaking out of your excessively large hallway.
It’s a Family Guy reference. Stewie asks a prozzie “if there’s any tread left on the tires or is it like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”
And thanks to generously funded, post secondary education – we now know what that would look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-Ciz4u8Yo
reminds me of that story of the neighbourhood bicycle looking to get a new fella to take her for a ride …”I hear you are too loose , he says’
She gets him off to a quiet spot & takes his left hand & slips it up inside her, then he slips his right hand up there & says “Now honey clap “
“Well I can’t !”says the young fellow
“Well then dearie, I’m obviously not too loose ” ~;)
That miner’s helmet might have been a clue, OP.
Conversely:
Like fucking a thumb tack.
OP just referred to her vagina as a hallway.
Try anal.
sex is like a box of lego; Its better for both pieces if they fit snugly.
As other have already alluded to, it doesn’t matter that you bottom out so long as you play hell with the sides. However, if it is like humping a barrel of slosh, it is time to break up.
Oh dear. I think I’m lost.
Ivan you kill me!
“Don’t encourage him. I have to live with him” – SOBova