You never walk your dog that I can tell, but you come to the door in your bare feet with your cellphone and your dog and then tell your dog to go pee or shit in front of our neighbouring houses. We’ve spoken to you about it and obviously you do not understand how disgusting it is to have the edge of my property used as a dog’s latrine. The oil man, the meter reader, have to walk through that. People walking by see it. But I know that there’s something even more disgusting than piles of dog shit and that’s the poor dog’s owner who won’t take him for a decent walk and scoop after him. —Grossed Out Old Fogie
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2013.


3 words. Flaming Fudge Sack.
And wear a Ghillie suit.
Call SPCA and report it to the dog catcher. This happened to me a few years back and I did just that. Problem solved. They will visit the offending party’s home and warn them. Not sure what happens after that but it worked for me.
True story. Wog hasn’t crapped on a lawn for a good 6 weeks now.
I thought the title was a Bon Jovi song.
Ivan, ha. ha. ha. Kiss my red and rosy one ok?
If it’s on your property pick it up with a shovel and toss it in his yard, if the dog craps on his yard it’s not really your concern.
Actually, she has… gary’s just been around picking it up for a change.
He mumbled something about a fertilizer bomb for his ‘apparent’ arsenal…
plus, he likes the smell.
I assume you can provide up to date vaccination records for the last 5 years wog? You know, before I indulge in any gratuitous lip action.
How does that give “dogs” a bad name? That gives RESPONSIBLE dog owners a bad name, not the dogs.
My neighbor does this. It seems to have improved after a polite note tacked on the door, but hasn’t stopped altogether. I wonder if the OP lives on Chebucto Road?
op do you live in the hydrostone around Columbus by some chance? I’ve seen this nasty woman and her (admittedly sweet) little dog. This isn’t the dog’s fault, hoss. She encourages this dog to piss and shit on my lawn every damn day. If i see her, i take her picture and I’m about to start putting it up around the neighbourhood if it continues.
wogdog i thought of this with MY issue (which is exactly like op’s) but i’m afraid of what will happen to the dog..