Please, for the love of who/whatever KNOCK IT OFF! Reality check darlin’, you don’t know it all. Please stop. You’re driving all of us at work crazy. You seem to think you know everything about everything and only your way is the right way. None of us enjoy working with you. You stick your nose in where it doesn’t belong and isn’t needed. You are more than happy to stop what you’re doing, leave your work station to come force yourself into a situation where you’re not needed or wanted. You come across as fake, and often condescending. You do it to the new hires, the “older” employees, your supervisors and even your manager. Give it up already!

And what makes it even more enjoyable for the rest of us is you are oblivious to how much you drive us all crazy! Some of the clients have even asked if you’re for real. Their fake-o-meter must have been off the charts. Do you know how to do your job? Yes. I don’t dispute that. However, your way isn’t the only way, your solutions to problems aren’t always the best, and you don’t, in fact, know everything about everything. Give it a rest already. —Frayed Nerves

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  1. And not one of you pouty pussies challenge her? Holy fuck, to quote the Rollin’ Bones: ‘serves you right to suffer, ba-beeee’. You don’t even have to be nasty – just have witnesses. Now, me, I enjoy being nasty. Some have compared my tongue to the future Mach 27 razor, the last blade cutting off the neck so I can spit into it.

  2. but o.p., if they have been there longer than you, maybe they do know better. there is a wealth of info, if you shut the fuck up sometimes, and just listen. you might actually learn something, that you thought even you knew.
    there a million easy ways to do shit, and some hard ones. the hard ones, are usually the right choices. while the easy way, you have to redo, til your ass falls asleep.

  3. and because the world is coming to an end in 2012, i decided to put up a picture from the new 2012 nude royal calander, the pic is of course camilla bowles. take a real good close look. this will only be up for 24 hours.

  4. photoshop can do wonders for a complexion hey. i fucking near shit myself laughing, when that was sent to me, along with, ahem others of the same genre. wait til harry shows up.

  5. you like that painy, did you look real close, between knees and feet? surprise, i knew she was a he all along.

  6. Ugh. I know one of these know-it-alls. They drive me crazy! Especially when I see one of my friends believe every word that comes out of their mouth and then tries to force that ‘knowledge’ onto me.

  7. OP, calm down and don’t take the crotchety cunt so seriously. At best case, she’s worth the entertainment. Now throw her a tampon.

  8. “friends believe every word…force that ‘knowledge’ onto me.” – melectric, you know my ex?

  9. Ugh. I work with one of these types too. Annoying. Even when you call her out on it she doesn’t see it. I’m “above” her on the seniority scale, and yet she still knows it all. I don’t claim to be a genius, however this chick thinks she’s a darn encyclopedia (sp?) and knows everything about everything, work related or not.

  10. I work with two people like this. It is hell.

    I would write more but I don’t have any energy left after spending a day with them.

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