To the person who stole onions from our community garden plot. They were just starting to fatten up. In a few weeks they would have been ready. I hope you are very paranoid about onion breath and I curse you to a life of onion breath and indigestion.

— garlic breath

This article appears in Aug 13-19, 2009.

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