You Arrrr really annoying

Dear people/person in the lunch room who think it’s amusing/fun/clever to change the language to pirate on facebook on all the computers constantly,

Knock it off!! It was half amusing last year for all of 5 minutes. This has been going on for months and you need to get a grip.

What be ye? a 12 year old boy? Enough! Ya lily livered scallywag!
—Frrrrrustrrrrated

This article appears in Jul 2-8, 2009.