Something I’ve noticed over the years….If I like your ass and you have a great body, you are more likely to turn around and make direct eye contact with me as I drive by…
….me….a complete stranger….why is it that you turn your head so often at the sound of a vehicle? Could it be that it is some sort of subconscious thing that women do when they know they are drop dead gorgeous, and so fucking hot?
But whats with the frequent shoulder checks? Are you looking for confirmation of your good looks? Why does it matter to you that you want to know if I – a complete strangle – is sneaking a look and approving? —Count Fleeting Glance
This article appears in Oct 31 – Nov 6, 2013.
She does that to make sure it’s not you.
Your contempt for women is just oozing off the page, bro.
Maybe you smell like a creep and they smell you a mile away and are checking to see if you’re too close.
I’d imagine she turns at hearing your car slow, then thinks ‘great, another limp-dicked skeezyass POS.’
Yeah in all honesty, we can hear your car slow down. You think you’re being subtle because you are just easing up on the gas instead of actually braking, but you’re not. FYI
So often? That is not a phrase used by one complete stranger to another, you stalker.
Maybe she’s looking over her shoulder because she’s being stalked. Because it sort of sounds like she is.
op you fucking creep. do you get off on scaring women like that?
NO, we are NOT appreciative of your looking. we are scared you are going to stop and try to drag us into the car, or throw something, or yell something nasty.
and oh lord, check out that Freudian slippage in his last sentence.
People can detect gawkers out of their peripheral vision OP. Not to mention that one can sense if a vehicle is slowing slightly alongside them as geekchick mentioned. Your reading way too much out of this.
and get a new hobby before you progress watching these women while they sleep.
YOU approve? YOU? Who the fuck are YOU and since when was YOUR approval necessary? Holed up in your basement apartment wanking your dink in front of the computer.
Who doesn’t wank in front of their computer? M and F all do it. The ones who say they don’t… are liars.
A complete “strangle”? Wow.
Was she a “working girl”?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Been to the grocery store lately?
FYI… probably shouldn’t snap pictures of people with your phone… especially so conspicuously
It appears to The Captain that OB has stumbled upon a recent graduate of the Advanced Perception of Perverts and Lechers Education Program – Or the APPLE Program, as The Captain charmingly refers to it.
This is a clever play on the”Apple of my Eye” idiom.
Similar to The Captain’s Jay-walking course, the intent of APPLE is to equip its graduates with the ability to detect all forms of imminent danger and surveillance to their person. Graduates attain such skills as…
-Eyes in the back of their head
-A sophisticated Douche-radar
-Stalking stalkers skill set
-How to become instantly unappealing
-How to disappear completely
-Laser beam eyes (unfortunately, this course is still being audited)
Although, had this been an evaluation, the frequent shoulder checks described would have elicited a FAIL. Masters of the APPLE Program have no need of shoulder checks, instead maintaining a complete awareness of all person within a 1km radius and knowing at all times exactly who is watching them and from where.
Vote Captain
a good book to go along with your course, cap.
hypervigilance is a woman’s best friend.
http://gavindebecker.com/resources/book/th…
hahaha op everybody hates you.