you are a fat bitch. can you stop plowing food into your face for 5 mins? go figure you cant get a date with a guy. you constantly sweat and you smell like cheese. here’s a cpl tips for you… 1/ salt doesnt go on top of pizza, 2/ if you’re going to sit down and consume 8000 calories at one sitting, you might as well splurge and get the regular pop, you look like a jackass eating that much food yet talking about how diet pop is so much better for you… you are gross.
This article appears in Jun 5-11, 2008.