Dear loser, please for everyone’s sake stop calling yourself a “nerd”. Your intelligence is not above average. Just because you like odd, loser activities like WOW, living with your parents, lego and video games does not make you a NERD. Nerds are smart. You on the other hand… well you are not. You are a dork or at least a geek at best. Please learn to use the proper word. —Sick of You
This article appears in Jul 14-20, 2011.
People, people, can’t we all just get along:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/gaywads-d…
Wanna give me an xbox for free … I can’t bring myself to buy one …
Sad days.
phew, the boy classifies me as a nerd. i am so smrt
What an absolutely ridiculous bitch. What are you, twelve??!! This is something an elementary school-aged kid would be complaining about. Am I missing something here?? I can’t believe you somehow were offended enough by someone calling themselves a NERD that you felt the need to write a bitch about it. Jesus. Build a bridge and get over it.
sounds more like a hermit.
You’re a bitch. They probably call themselves a nerd because that’s what fucking bitches like you called them growing up.
I don’t know, OP. B-195 seems pretty smart to me.
And isn’t a geek someone who bites the heads off chicken at the sideshow?
Fucking semantics. There are approximately 10 billion different definitions of nerd, geek, etc. and in the end it doesn’t really matter all that much. So get the fuck off your high horse, OP.
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2011/06/23/gee…
Also, while intelligence is often associated with the geek/nerd stereotype, it’s not a prerequisite. Being a geek/nerd just means that you’re extremely devoted to something, whether that be movies, music, books, etc.
one of the worst episodes ever but i love it http://www.startrekdesktopwallpaper.com/ne…
I was always called a browner as a kid…
I’m sure that was short for brown-noser… or kiss ass or something.
Doesn’t really seem to have caught on much here though.
dweeb came out a few times too….
teacher’s pet…
heard em all.
i just stopped raising my hand, the teachers thought i was stupid, i was just bored. then we’d move again and it didn’t matter anymore
I found school too easy and was bored stiff most of the time so I didn’t bother trying, and even though I was on the honour roll, my teachers didn’t really pay attention to me like they did the keeners who had to work twice as hard to get the same marks as me.
I think that’s why type A females tend to hate me. They have to work twice as hard as me to get the same results and my chillness when it comes to deadlines and marks and studying, etc… frustrates them. And when I end up with the same or better outcomes… it just pisses them off. 😀
i read books in the library that i was too young to take out. made for some interesting dinner conversations^^
lol anyone else read the Admiral’s article? lol definitely worth a chuckle.
Depite Clinton’s optimism, pan-wad unity is considered unlikely in the near future. Numerous wad factions, including the dickwad, dipwad, jerkwad and fuckwad groups, refused to participate in the wad accord. One fringe faction, a militant dickwad splinter group known as the “dickweeds,” issued a formal statement decrying the treaty as “dork city” and “totally gay.”
I gotta incorporate the onion into my daily web browsing routine.
By being so concerned about this, makes the OB an obvious dork. The rest of us are laughing at you, not with you.
i always read the commander’s posts. i would have my membership revoked otherwise
Glad I could give you a chuckle, Tommy. I figure as long as a bitch can remind me of an Onion story, the Alzheimer’s isn’t too far advanced.
Tomorrow Painey. Insh’ Allah
i will be here all the doo-dah day long or from 10-6
..i member when it was a bad thing to be a nerd..now there’s “rules”? jeesh 🙂
Maybe PK can drag herself away from drawing pogey and punching out babies (j/k) and bring you your long promised latte.
Pogey STILL hasn’t come in yet.
Five and a half weeks and counting FFS.
I have $6.05 in my chequing account atm and I refuse to do a $$$ transfer from my savings and investment accounts.
Fucking Service Canada.
So let’s just say PK’s laying low these days.
luckily the bitch/love is free “ceptin for our souls *cackle*
PK, I hear ya… over 2 mths for my EI… thank you ever so much Service Canada
And for you colonel:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tom-clanc…
Oh, and PK, if you need some mad-money, I DO run a brothel you know… The Best Little Chicken Ranch in Hubbards
i thought it was naughty phone sex^^
Service Canada – Last of the great oxymorons.
BlackRose – you just earned your recycled trees with that link >: )
I’ll be dropping them off at Painey’s tomorrow.
“And I-IIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIII will always love You-oooooooo-oooooo”
We’re a full service cat house!
Don’t know why, but I immediately thought of you with that one Ivan!
Dunno why either. Profiling IS a violation of my human rights, you know. I mean, I am more than just the summation of my archaic political views and whatever American warship ball cap I happen to be wearing at the moment. Oh, who am I trying to fool. No I’m not. >: (
No dear. You’re not 😉
Have ya done your reports?
Yup! Third one this week.
I know it takes more time this time of year but c’moooonnnn! I know I’m ok — rent’s paid, got food, there’s insulin in da fridge, blahblah, but how do they expect people who aren’t ok without that pay cheque to live for so long?
3rd one this week …. were you late doing them?
someone could be watching your every move http://dogtrainercharlotte.com/wp-content/…
Ummm late with the first one because I didn’t get paperwork telling me to do so until after it was due — I had to call in two at the same time.
I applied, and then they sent me the papers and said to report two weeks then one week and this week I’m doing my third report.
I have enough hours and I wasn’t fired and I didn’t quit (it says ‘end of contract/shortage of work/end of season’ on my ROE) so I should be good…. it’s just the waiting game for the first payment… since all the supply teachers are applying this time of year, I’ve expected some delays… it’s just annoying!!!
HAHA I <3 ya, PG!
Don’t worry, my dear! I will be by with lattes for you and the bear as soon as I can!!!
What flavour do you guys like? ^_^
no fancy flavours, sugar for him, splenda for me…or you could bring beer^^it’s hot in the shoppe
This nerd trend is getting out of hand. Hot ladies and douchebags put on a pair of hipster glasses and suddenly they’re nerds. But they still talk and behave like complete morons.
mmmmmmm
http://mountainhomebrew.com/ProductImages/…
bottling this weekend. should be ready in a couple weeks or so.
Or PK and PG… you could just show up at the Chicken Ranch… there will be beer there… and free food! RSVP for crying out loud!!!!!!!
driving outside the city for beer… when you have to drive home…
tsk tsk…
are you planning on renting out coop space for the night for people to crash?
I’ll take a double-wide hay nest, must have AC, and it’d better have a safe.
Stocked Mini-fridge always a plus though I don’t know how you teach the chickens to open it.
THE SCHOLAR (aka Pretteh kitteh) July 20, 3:31PM)
Can you believe it? The Scholar is so intelligent that, in spite of being “bored stiff” most of the time and did not “bother trying,” she still came first in the class!
The others, “Type A females,” had to work twice as hard to get the same results but not The Scholar. And not only that, The Scholar’s “chilliness” regarding deadlines and studying “frustrates them.” When The Scholar finished “with the same or better outcome … it just pisses them off.” Faced with such brilliance, could there be any other outcome?
Unfortuinately, The Scholar doesn’t say what she was studying. Was it Animal Husbandry?
In any case, hats off for The Scholar!!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Eeep! *runs away from this one*
uncle vanya brought us some of this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HMS5b_bqGYQ/RyjC…
and rosie i have the goods
Lol – Rosie, your in Hubbards now? I just moved away from Black Point.
If you haven’t found it yet, “Hubbard’s Beach”. Private property, costs a few dollars, but it’s the best beach in the area.
Actually, Rosie, the question zed posed has been brought up before, fyi 😛
Also, MM: I studied arts (humanities AND social sciences) then commerce.
RSVPs
: The Scholar (aka Pretteh kitteh) July 21, 2:31PM
The Scholar studied for a B.A. in the Humanities and the Social Sciences and then a B.Comm?
I can see that your post of July 20 (3:31PM) reflected the mindset of a B.Comm. but I didn’t realize that there was a major in the B.A. called “Preening.”
Was it part of the Humanities program?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Actually, I have a BPR, not a BComm. 😉
As for my BA — major in history, double minor in soc and preening!
It’s pretty easy to slack off and get on the honour roll in high school. It’s also pretty easy to do well in the Arts and especially in commerce, based on the people who I’ve encountered in these fields. I’m sure Type As do it with just as much ease. They probably don’t like you because you brag a lot (of course I’m assuming your online personality is fairly representative of your real life personality). Plus, you should know by now that doing well in school is worth fuck all in the real world. Doing well in school is good for one thing and one thing only: getting into grad school.
Tents are welcome… bring a sleepy bag… fridge is stocked… haven’t found that beach yet.
RSVPs
:”The Scholar” (July 21, 3:40PM)
A “BPR”? Anyway while others, in keeping with the title of this thread might simply (and with good reason) call you a “Dork” for your preening, you must not be downcast. I will always – in spite of my better judgement – think of you as “The Scholar.”
: “Canned” (4:40PM)
“Plus, you should know by now that doing well in school is worth fuck all in the real world. Doing well in school is good for one thing only: getting into grad school.”
Really, Canned, is that true? How did you know that? Have you ever attended grad school? Would you know the first thing about it? Tell us about the “real world” Canned. Tell us how it is distinguished from school. Or, as is likely Canned, is this the usual empty blow from the educationally disenfranchised? (You do understand the words, don’t you Canned?)
I don’t expect you to answer that Canned because, quite frankly, you clearly lack the intelligence to do so.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Rosie – Shore Club Rd., past the RV park.
So, where exactly do I find your ‘Chicken Ranch’? ;D
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/56000…
Lol! Hugo the ‘Chicken Ranch’ is on Scott Lane, not too far from Lois Lane! (true story)