You are pretty much the most handsome man ever. You have the best smile, and you make my day whenever I see you. In case you haven’t noticed, doing the most simple task (like bringing you a glass of water) makes me flustered and makes me blush. Maybe one day I’ll see you outside of the tiny restaurant. —Waitress

This article appears in Jul 22-28, 2010.

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  1. now how the heck are we supposed to know who this is…

    yeesh. you have an army here to help out and you keep us in the dark?!?!?!
    you’re only hurting yourself leaving out details.

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  3. Sorry Triple Z, I don’t think it’s you!

    Not me either, but have I mentioned that I got a PSST once?

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  4. oh, I’m sure it’s not me.
    I’ve seen bearded dragons with better features than I.

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  5. At least you look sort of like a celebrity. I look like a 47 year old potato trying to be Tom Clancy. Which also pretty neatly sums up my personality and my politics ^^^

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  6. this happens at every restaurant I eat at. Its just not safe to eat anywhere anymore…aaaggh….LOL…

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