I hate it when it gets warm when I’m at work. Just doesn’t taste as good as when its cold. —dartmouthy
This article appears in Nov 27 – Dec 3, 2014.
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“Ripe Culture” – the social problem that just won’t go away.
A PROFOUND BITCH
A found that this was a profound bitch, one showing both the depth of intellectual insight, philosophical acumen and playful wit that one always associates with the residents of Dartmouth. Well done!
Avatar #94: A SHILLING FROM THE REIGN OF JAMES I. (“Incredibly Moving,” The Coast)
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
In Halifax, we put our yogurt in the fridge…
RSVP
Montrealman (12/03, 9:27AM)
First word: “I” for “A”. While I have been told that my accent is quite distinguished, I do, in fact, pronounce “I” as “I” and not “A”. They probably pronounce it as “A” in Dartmouth although I can be sure.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Just get an ice pack and throw it in your lunch bag.
Now who disliked MM for correcting himself?!
montrealman on 12/03/2014 at 9:27 AM said “both (sic) the depth of intellectual insight, philosophical acumen and playful wit that one always associates with the residents of Dartmouth”
A sophomoric error in relation to the common usage of the word both. Hint: 1+1+1=3. I know you can do better!
I just dislike him in general…
and frequently since he never seems to shut the fuck up.
No need to read the pretentious gargling of self-elitism…
just ‘dislike’ and move on.
Also, what office kitchen doesn’t at least have a fridge?
Cheap fucks… get one of these to hold it and the power’s on them.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/96b3/?itm…
^^^Lunch: Beer and Mini Ravioli^^^
RSVPS
:Zwarte Miet(y) (12:03, 11:26AM)
As I expected, no one appears t have taken umbrage. They know an honest apology when they see (hear) one. However, I note another typo: The third to last word should be “can’t” instead of “can.” I’m pleading stuck keys.
: ZippyZigZag (2:21PM)
You’re absolutely right. In an effort to achieve syntactical symmetry I put in the bit about the “philosophical acumen” after writing about “depth of intellectual insight” and “playful wit” and thereby, of course, invaldated the “both.” You’re doing a good job, Zappy.
:The Dribbling Half-Wit (1:15PM)
Go suck the wet end, Dribbles.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Dat yogurt be pussy diet-food. Doesn’t your work have a fridge? If not, winter’s coming so you can hide your bitch treat in da snowbank. Deuces.
One word: Thermos
My name is montrealman.
I am a robot.
I have a robot vagina
^^Ow? Ew? OW-EH?^^
Really! This is considered a bitch? Coast, you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel.
OB. Place it out in the sun to get that zesty flavour.