Yoda

If he was so fracking cool do you not suppose he might have warned Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan “Oh, by the way fellas, If you happen to be on Naboo and encounter a buggy-eyed Rastafarian frog, KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER. TERMINATE WITH EXTREME FUCKING PREJUDICE!”
No, I don’t still live in my mother’s basement.
Yes, I do need to get a life. I really, really do.