and all your drunk buddies at home have seen you. Now sit the fuck down and stop waving that fucking flag every time the fucking camera pans in your direction! If I was the guy sitting behind you that had paid thousands of dollars for a season ticket, I’d have had your kneecaps broken by now.
—not THAT upset because you’re blocking part of a leaf’s game
This article appears in Nov 26 – Dec 2, 2009.