I can’t hustle up any real emnity here, but this goes to the guy in the bright yellow sportscar who has been driving around Halifax the last week or so:
Dude, we all get it. You’re a real cocks-man. You have a five o’clock shadow and nice button up shirts and wear shoes with no socks.
You’re my hero. Really.
Now, when you make the right turn onto South Park from Spring Garden and do the length of South Park in first gear, do you think the people on the corner; a- looked on admiringly b- ignored you, or c- laughed out loud and made comments about the size of your johnson?
Me, I shook my head and thought how that much money could buy a supposedly “desirable” car, but doesn’t change the fact it’s being driven by a dill-weed who thinks making it howl like a mosquito is “showing off”. I’ve seen you around town a few times in traffic, driving that thing fast in first gear.
Don’t try so hard.It’s just a car. —Wheels
This article appears in May 13-19, 2010.
um, if the guy has a true ferrari (not a kit car) then I really doubt he cares what anyone thinks. I know I wouldn’t, I’d just enjoy driving the thing… and it’s not like there’s really ANYWHERE he can open it up and let er rip.
I don’t get all the dick references either… is it just a way to show you’re jealous?
He can afford and bought a nice car. It’s not like he took it and transformed it into something ridiculous… he just went to a store and bought a car.
You don’t want nice things?
we don’t say… wow, look at that two-storey with two door garage.
She must be compensating for her tiny boobs…
like wtf?
Agreed…
I knew a guy who had a “yellow ferrari” – it was actually a corvette but thats pretty swankin’ aroudn these parts. Anyways, he was an arrogant sob, he even told me once that he didnt bother obeying traffic laws etc for merging and right of way becuase people “always let the ‘vette in” … anyways, he was a sleezy sales dude driving the company car pretending it was his.. fyi…. and most likely this dude is the same thing.
Only dicks buy yellow Ferraris. Everyone knows that Scaglietti Rosso is the right colour. That said, I seriously doubt it was a Ferrari. Even used Ferraris come with a premium price tag, unless it’s the Testarossa/512M line, where the price tag drops to the sub 100K mark, and that’s only because it’s a odd engine type.
unfortunately OP there’s plenty of woman chomp’n at the bit to jump in the car for a little in and out; and he’s just shopping 🙂
“Yellow Ferrari of shame” first of all, Your a fu#@ing idiot. It is a Lamborghini not a Ferrari ! All you people bitching about the yellow Ferrari around town. Get a life and get a real job,Do somthing with yourself besides bitch about what someone else had earned from hard work.
People should not attempt to refer to others as ‘idiot’ if they don’t comprehend the difference between ‘your’ and “you’re”.
NGF – that’s totally a pet peeve of mine too. And random capital letters.
I actually do say that about woman and their trophy homes; I prejudge them as superficial bitches and you know I’m right very very often.
Is it possible to drive Lamborghini in second or third gear if the speed limit was only 50km/h? Just curious. I guess it is hard to drive slowly when the car goes 1-100 in 3.4 seconds.
Why would she buy a house, when she could just get implants?
Better driving a Ferrari and pay taxes than bumming on SGR.
I wonder if either a Ferrari or a Lamborghini have enough ground clearance to run over a bum on SGR, after he’s been conveniently pushed in front of the vehicle?
You wouldn’t have to push the bum; they’ll just walk through a red light like they own the street anyways.
Actually, BT, if they can afford a Ferrari/Lambo they can afford to put their taxable monies into shelters each year… So they probably either pay less tax than an average family, or or they get a refund that would make a student envious.
Basil, I wouldn’t be more concerned about bums being pushed by the vehicle as I would be concerned about bum dirt getting into the air intakes…
it’s a lambo? didn’t think there was one around here, but I have seen a couple ferrari’s… grey and red so far.
I hope I get to see it, I’ve never seen a lambo.
they’re so curvaceous n sleek. we talkin diablo? gallardo?
there is a yellow corvair in the city…it’s so cute, fuck you ralph nader
I’m pretty sure it’s a Lamborghini, like Cabalicious said. I have to say, when I saw it, I thought it was awesome! It was nice to someone in this fucking town is making some money! GO GUY WITH THE LAMBORGHINI!!
=====”Yellow Ferrari of shame” first of all, Your a fu#@ing idiot. It is a Lamborghini not a Ferrari ! All you people bitching about the yellow Ferrari around town. Get a life and get a real job,Do somthing with yourself besides bitch about what someone else had earned from hard work.=====
First of all, you are on shaky ground calling others idiots with that spelling.
Whether it’s a Ferrari or a “Lambo”, it’s just a car. And the guy driving it was driving it like a dillweed? Why are *you taking this so personally? Is it *your car?
Just because someone is driving something doesn’t mean they outright own it. Lots of leased luxury-type vehicles driven by folks around town too. Not to mention just because someone earns a bunch of money it doesn’t mean they have the right to drive their over-compensation-mobile around town without being mocked.
I never said owning the car made the guy a dillweed, just the way he was driving it. I was admiring the lines of the car, the light changed, and he drove way too fast on South Park in a show of speed.
I stand by my bitch.
boy howdy, but aren’t we the jealous little bitcher today.
jeez louise wheely, you can put your own fake name…easier for me. it’s obviously just a look at me thing, unfortunately i can’t drive this beautiful machine…listen to that roar
ok for the non car nuts on here a few point of interest about the CAR only….not the driver ( who probably is a wanker anyway )
1 – it is a Lamborghini, not a Ferrari. Its either a Murciélago ( v12 ) or a gallardo ( V10 ). I didnt see it long enough to pick up the sutble body differences but its one of the two. I am about 90% sure it a Murcielago but i could be wrong.
2 It most certainly does not sound like a mosquito, and yes it can do 50km/h in first gear, in fact it can probably do 70km before hitting second gear.
3, lambo’s are loud even at a moderate pace, so although the guy may sound like he is reving the shit out of his car to look cool, in actuality he is probably just driving like he would any other car, its just that Honda civics and Toyota carollas dont turn heads at 4000 rpm the same way a yellow Lamborghini does. I have heard a Lamborghini start up and idle and it was impressive sounding with a stock exhaust.
4, there are lots of people who have lambo money in this city, wake the fuck up.
5, Lamborghinis are cool cars, I cannot speak for the character of the people who drive them, but they are fast, Italian, loud, and better than your car!
Nice sunny day today, huh?
mmmmmmmmmmmm.
and they sound like a paper shredder on fucking steroids…….
hell… I’d stop and take a pic of the merc. He’s going to need his tires rebalanced every two hours he drives. what the fuck do you care?
especially if he’s rented it for like a wedding or something.
Granted, I’m not the best about weddings… but let the chap have some fun….
Appropriate commercial from Australia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2nvAFOk7x0
If I drive a really shitty old car or just a bike, does that mean I have a really huge dick?
hey q., what about those of us that walk more than they drive, can we say fucking humongous wang?
“Lots” of people lovinglife? Statistics Canada states there are 11,000 millionaires in Atlantic Canada. The population of Atlantic Canada is approximately 2.3 million. That’s les than 1% of the population. That’s certainly not “lots”. Get it straight.
q, if you drive a bike and have a huge dick….. please for the love of god do not wear shorts…
its not a Ferrari, its a Lamborghini Gallardo. I saw it come off the truck last week, got pics too 🙂
I’m pretty sure its the fella who owns “Tracey’s Landscaping” which is ridiculous. Maybe I should have gotten into landscaping instead?
I don’t even have a drivers license… as you can imagine my cock is so big it has it’s own zip code haha
Like someone just said it’s a Lamborghini Gallardo and it’s fucking beautiful. I would pay money to hear that thing scream down the road in first.
There is also a red Ferrari F430 with NS plates in town that is just as beautiful.
sarey – of those 11,000 I am willing to bet the lions share are living within a 40 min ( 20 if they are driving a yellow Lamborghini ) drive or less to downtown Halifax. Thats probably still a few thousand people.
So yeah, enough people to make up a small to medium sized concert in my mind still qualifies as “a lot”.