So our Christmas party is a less than a month away. There are over 25 people at my workplace, yet I’m the only one who’s single. This isn’t my bitch.
My bitch is the BITCH who, for the third fucking time, asked me if I had a date/boyfriend to bring to the party.
“Got a boyfriend to bring to the party yet?” All grins.
“No…”
“No?!?! But don’t you know, everyone is bringing their partner to the party! You don’t wanna come to the party alone, do you?? Aww…maybe you’ll meet someone soon…”
When I told you I didn’t give a shit, you were completely baffled as to why.
Um, I don’t remember there being rules that stated everyone had to bring a guest. Yeah, chances are I will still be single within the next month. But I don’t give a fuck! There are plenty of people I really like who are going to be there and I will have a blast. I don’t have to have a partner hanging off me to go to a work party like you do, you needy fucking cow! You’re the most irritating person I’ve ever met! —Hope You Won’t Come
This article appears in Nov 8-14, 2012.
stick to your guns OP, she’s is just projecting her own addiction to couple-dom onto you , and cannot believe you are not devastated by her words (she would be)
wow that person sounds annoying.. the type who you wanna trip as she walks by .. fuck her. sometimes i WISH i was single again
OB, It never ceases to amaze me that so many people equate “being single” with “being miserable”. I am single and living every minute of it! How many of these “perfect couples” are genuinely happy behind closed doors? How many people out there settle, just so they wont be alone? When I meet a guy who can enhance my life and truly bring me joy, I’ll consider committing myself to that person. Until then, I can do bad by myself 🙂
*loving….but living works too lol
I find people who don’t like being single unnattractive. I like the chase, you know? I don’t want someone who is just waiting for someone, anyone to come along and “complete” them. Gross. I like knowing that even though my lovely girlfriend was perfectly happy and fabulous on her own, she chose to commit to me because I won her over.
As far as people who can’t seem to mind their own GD biznass, ESPECIALLY when it comes to other people’s love lives, ESPECIALLY when those people are WORK acquaintances.. They can all die slowly and painfully.
Just mind ya bizness, that’s all, just mind ya bizness.
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it’s a mean thing to say to someone, period. your links don’t work thomas
I don’t understand why so many people even bring their spouses to their work Xmas parties. They don’t even work there for fuck’s sakes! I never go to any of the outings from my boyfriend’s work and he never goes to mine, and we’re aye-OK about that.
Good for you, OP. Fucking twit is trying to make you feel like a loser if you show up alone and you’re not buying into it. She’s the loser.
i only went to one office party, the bear’s only job in an office! i went and shouldn’t have, even though it was lovely with nice food and drink, everybody was friendly but i felt out of place
Nurse, I agree. I have been single a long time. I do what I want when I want with no one questioning me. You don’t need someone to enjoy life though I will admit it would be nice at times to have someone. I don’t go looking for someone but if it happens it happens. Until then I shall enjoy what I have and more importantly who I am.
office parties can be so nasty. old boss used to rent a boat, so you were trapped.
hey o.p., i’m open for your party, and the party you and i can have afterwards.
OB, maybe the trollop is getting digs at you because her husband is screwing her sister or something. Deep down, she’s probably envious of you.
Tim, self-love is a great thing, isn’t it? 🙂
I don’t mind living alone it’s given me time to discover who I really am.I know, I’m 46 and just getting to know myself.I’m not a bad person(although I do have my mad moments,just joking,kinda.lol),I rather like myself….But,I would like a warm body next to me every now and again….
NurseHezz and Tim,I agree whole heartedly self-love is a wonderful thing,if a person truely believes it.
I sometimes went to my company Christmas parties stag.
I didn’t care what other people thought. You get to do alot of socializing without wondering if your date is bored. No offence to my wife if you’re reading this.
What fucking horseshit. Tell the old cunt to impale herself on a bread knife.
Maybe you should bring a blow-up doll with you – that’d shut her shithole up fast. Hell, get the new Justin Biebarf one – that’ll really throw ’em off.
Nurse, I forgot to add, if you would like company for your Christmas party give me a shout. I’m sure we can figure out how to embarrass the who lot of them. You know if you sing, you got my heart.
..tell her to fuck off…but in a festive way 🙂
my warm body is always at your command boru, yours too hezzie.
Blow, leave Hezz alone, she’s mine, if she’ll have me. LOL.
Op it sounds like she doesn’t like you. I can’t tell you why but i’m guessing it lands somewhere in the lap of inferiority-complex and that when you’re around, for whatever reason, she has one. So.. the best revenge you can take is keep being exactly who you’re being. because it’s obviously driving her crazy. Hell girl she’s FIXATED on you.. How creepy is that? She’s just this side of stalker.
Oh and hit on her date at the party.
What an intrusive, annoying co-worker you have there OP. It’s none of her damn business if you’re single or not, the office party is about co-workers kicking back and enjoying off time together. You know, creating a sense of community.
Just keep in mind, she’s the one with the issues.
Be brave and proud to go it alone if that is the hand you are dealt. Those people who like to make you feel like a freak because you go to a party not attached to another’s hip sicken me too. But really, it only tells me that they are the insecure ones who could NEVER go it alone. Most are stuck with assholes because they are Afraid to be alone. Go to the party and have a blast don’t worry about being alone. I know a Lot of couples who would give their eye teeth to be rid of their sidekick! Its called F R E E D O M!!!!! And the old Wog dog Loves It!!
okay tim me boy, you can have hezzie. i still got the hots for our woggie, but she is playing really hard to get.boru won’t even comment anymore to me. what a shame she has to miss out. oh well, i still have the mirror twins.
Tell Emma Woodhouse that you don’t discuss personal matters at work. If she keeps it up, report her ass to HR.
Awwww Tim… 🙂 *Blushing*