Be the first to know about breaking news, articles, and updates.
The Coast | News, events, restaurants, concerts and Burger Week for Halifax, Nova Scotia
Home of the Best of Halifax Reader's Choice Awards, the award-winning independent newspaper covers the Halifax news, politics, events, concerts, movies, restaurants, and nightlife scene.
When the ambulance with all lights and sirens going is waiting for you to cross the street so it can make a turn, now would probably be the time to GET THE FUCK MOVING instead of continuing to meander slowly across the street, staring dumbfounded at the ambulance as if you’d never seen one before.
—FUCK!
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2009.
14 Comments
The bus meandered slowly across the street, staring at an ambulance? I’m confused.
I feel like there should be a by-law that states, “AMBULANCES HAVE AUTHORITY TO MOW DOWN SLOW-ASS PEDESTRIANS IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY.”
Right?
Is this a bus or pedestrian bitch?
It sounds like the ‘Bus Driver Caught Like a Fucking Deer in the Headlights’ Syndrome. Maybe his brain shut down and rebooted.
I’m pretty sure in the “emergency medicine” field (and correct me if I’m wrong) an ambulance is referred to as a “bus”….so maybe….that’s it?
This is my bitch and all I had in the subject line was “Yeah” so I’m not sure what the bus part is about, unless I had a brain fart and typed that without remembering.
Which I didn’t.
Which adds to the confusion.
Not really. If I didn’t add the bus part, then it’s just about an ambulance and some pedestrians.
So who thought they’d be clever and elaborate on the title without first reading the bitch?
..Tim?
I like the ending……
—FUCK!
I don’t have a frigging clue.
Yep Smee…not very ladylike, but I feel a good fully enunciated F word does wonders for getting the point across, even if I inadvertently identified myself as a “fuck.”
Maybe I should start saying frig, it kind of has the same ring.
Nah, frig reminds me of ‘fridge’, which in turn just makes me hungry. Not quite the same quality inflection as a good ‘ol ‘FUCK’.
Fridge makes me think of a soccer mom who curses all the time but substitutes other words, like she’ll tell her husband to “fridge off” and says “sugar!” a lot.
Mmmm….sugar….