Alison is on here a lot. Which keeps me amused at work. We need more people making more topics and comments to help me get through the day
This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2008.
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Alison is on here a lot. Which keeps me amused at work. We need more people making more topics and comments to help me get through the day
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I will comment on this bitch just to piss her off! =p on you Alison!Now we wait and see what happens….
WOW, and here I thought that I was dealing with a RUDE SQUARE!!!This sure explains alot NOW!!!I’m quite sure that since you seem to love “piss”,that I’ll start placing bids on your face!!!!!HahahahahahahahahahahaSeems to me also,that alot of people aren’t so honest after all.Are you all actually working or not?,because I must say,that if you are,that I’m sure that your bosses would love to know how he/she is paying money out of their pockets on workers who are nasty/ignorant fucks that aren’t actually working!!!I see that your looking at a news paper,again I make another point,eh Nicole????HahahahahahahahahahahaThanks for the specialized post,Bad Guy,I know feel really special.Let’s see if Nicole gets jealous over that one!!!
Somewhere a bottle of Aripiprazole is sitting undisturbed, seal unbroken, ignored, lonely. A shame.
I just love being called a bitch.Nicole you forgot to print bitch with a capital BB = Babes, I = In, T = Total, C =Control, H =HoneyThanks again for another compliment,Nicole!!!Can’t say much for you though.
oops spoke too soon!
I’ve thought about throwing our newest troll a few scraps over the last couple of days. But when I try, I am overwhelmed by the sheer volume of craziness. We’ve had some loonies on this forum before, but this nutbar takes the Pabst Blue Ribbon! (apologies to Cranky)At least it’s good to see some of my tax dollars coming back to me in entertainment value.
Well, Miranda, I think it’s clear Ali-G has the screaming and yelling and ranting down pat….but maybe her protests and lobbies would be more effective if she could express her “not-as-dumb-as-we-think” ideas a little more coherently. *Sigh*
Nicole didn’t call you a bitch, you lunatic. Nicole referred to THE bitch. You know, the “bitch” upon which we are all commenting?You may now proceed to entertain me by screaming nonsense in capital letters.
Well,well,well,MirandaThat’s a matter of speaking of how one would read this,and also what’s wrong Nicole needs help fighting her own battles???And Miles, well,who cares about your opinions anyway because I don’t!You people have to stop trying so hard with trying to get alittle bit of attention! Just speak honestly and bluntly,like I do,without having to b…sh.. my way through!!!So as I’ve said before,GET A LIFE or TALK SOME SENSE!!!I on the other hand don’t have much care for a..h….,like some of you!
It’s Alison you are supposed to be pissed at Miranda…not Nicole, you silly wanker. I’ve decide to not bother and read comments either. Instead, I’m just going to take random words from the comments and make up stuff in my head and then insult people.
You might be on to something, there, Miles. It takes too much time to read everything Ali-G writes, anyway. I don’t know where it finds the time, what with all that volunteering and protesting.
Well,it’s obvious that I’m dealing with a bunch of morons (click) on here and I’m not the kind of person to bow/back down to anyone!So what is it that some of you morons do for work anyways?,since you all seem to boast that you have jobs-Where are they???
Oh and I forgot Miranda and Miles,look up the definition of what a protester is,since you both obviously don’t know the definition!!!I am protesting actually,I’ve already called a few CRS’s and corporational companies letting them know that they are loosing business,because of representatives that they supposedly have working for them and proof of how their customers are being treated.Also while your at it,reseach Capitals and Bankruptcy’s
Oh and I forgot Miranda and Miles,look up the definition of what a protester is,since you both obviously don’t know the definition!!!I am protesting actually,I’ve already called a few CRS’s and corporational companies letting them know that they are loosing business,because of representatives that they supposedly have working for them and proof of how their customers are being treated.Also while your at it,reseach Capitals and Bankruptcy’s
My topic is popular!YAY FOR ME!By the way, Alison, Miranda says you smell funny!Everyone else, Alison stands for everrything you stand against!
funny, the coast regulars posse VS some new chick.Halifax rules.
In answer to Ali-G’s query, I’m an academic. Aside from the classes I teach, I set my own schedule, and I work or fuck the dog as it suits me. Yes, it is a sweet gig. It’s one of the perks that can come from being able to write in coherent sentences.And no, I’m not going to tell you what I teach or where I teach it. I prefer to limit my interaction with crazies to the internet.
Thanks again,Bad Guy,for making a specialized post just for me! So,exactly what do you mean when you said:Everyone else,Alison stands for everything you stand against.What does most of you (unemployed/trouble-maker clicks)stand against?
“Corporational companies”??? WTF?Are they different that corporations? Or companies?
WHATEVER,I believe the slang to be.Isthis your best arguement?Like I don’t know that there’s probably only three or four of you,using different names.I’m actually quit liked by everyone I meet in person,but for some reason I’m dealing with a bunch of thugs who have nothing better to do with their time!Miranda,Lori,Miles,Bad Guy,Nicole,Jammie and whatever others names you like to go by,DID YOU ALL TAKE YOUR PSYCHO PILLS TODAY?????
Wow, I am staying up really, really late tonight and catching up on all that I’ve missed. Hopefully I’ll have lots to say between 1 – 2 am.PS Ali-G, you complete me.
Yeah Homie, Its NOT Hfx vs the new Chick… Allison is not the new chick… She’s the same old bird that’s been trolling around here from way back… even before you…And I can certainly attest to the fact of Allison = Ginger that was as quickly identified here yesterday…In addition to the blatant Gingerisms throughout, what gave it away for me was the late night posting stupid remarks on multiple OLD threads… This of course was the same MO as Jane… Remember that troll? Well for those that don’t,,, Jane was one of the many incarnations of Ginger…So if I remember the Pythagorean theorem, then if Ginger = Jane and Jane = Allison, ergo Allison = Ginger…QED Fuckface…
BTW Jammie, you haven’t got me fully convinced that you and Homie are not one and the same… I’ve just decided to let it go for now… I agree there are differences, but damn the similarities are hard to ignore… And uh just wondering… when you say you that you were “until a few weeks ago, an internet forum virgin”, can I take it that you are not the same Jammie that was posting here back in March/April?Or did you forget about that…
Oh, Floydie, that’s not the Pythagorean Theorem. That’s a proof by syllogism. The PT would say, Ginger squared + Jane squared = Alison squared. Let us combine the syllogism and Pythagorus:Ginger = bat shit crazy, and Jane = bat shit crazy(ginger)^2 + (jane)^2 = (alison)^2therefore, by Pythagorus, Alison = bat shit crazy x 2OMG, I’m such a geek.
That’s it, talk nerdy to me baby…. 😛
I’m with you on the HomJam issue, Floydie, but I definitely prefer the Jammie alter ego. Homie sucks tiny little balls.
Miranda, I thought you might blow my cover on that one, but I thought I sounded good so I went with it… WTFI did know the Pytho was actually the geometry guy, but didn’t know about the term syllogism until now… Thx for that.Names & words aside, your synthesis of these two great concepts into one eloquent but iron-clad proof is truely remarkable… I doubt that even F.Lee Bailey could beat that…Its irrefutable…
Qwerty….no question the jam-man is a way more palatable character than the homie… a lot more down to earth… But thats just what vexxes the hell out of me… HTF does he do it???
WB qwerty.Floyd, you’re probably right – I started posting as Jamilakah some time back in the Spring until qwerty re-branded me as Poor Wuddle Jammie Wammie – which I thought was quite fantastic so I adopted “Jammie”. It may have been in March-April. I was thinking just a few weeks and that’s not really much of a stretch. I know it was just at the tail end of the Ginger thing (or maybe the not-Ginger thing?)Regarding the HomJam – I’d have to read more of Homie’s posts to see these alleged similarities. I know his writing style is very different. But some of his thoughts on the Maritime inferiority complex were pretty similar. I think he said Halifax sucked because we don’t get big concerts. I on the other hand want more small indie shows. I think I am a little more balanced in my views – but admit I like to get arise out of people sometimes. But I do think – like him or not – that, like qwerty, he can be a hell of a debater sometimes. I’ve seen him tear apart some arguments pretty effectively.Anyway, like I said before I’ll never be able to say anything to convince you of the absence of an HomJam conspiracy, so I’ll let you decide for yourself as time goes by.Hehe HomJam. Sounds like smegma in a pretty bottle.”HommeJam. The scent of a man, by Christian Dior.”
Mmm Smegma.. Now there’s a really great word that we just don’t hear often enough anymore… Its hard to work it in to a conversation most days, but Jammie… you showed me it could be done… and from now on I pledge to use it as much as possible in my daily life among the real world…Maybe you’ll hear it tomorow on the bus and you will know that it is me…”Excuse me Smegma, er I mean driver, is this the bus to Dartmouth X-ing…”
“Wow, this must be the bus to the Argyle St. SubSandwich shop – someone’s really drenched themselves in Smegma™!”
“Dammit, man, I was working at the SubSanwich shop today and this mother fucker came in, and he was so drenched in cologne. I totally start to choke on his Smegma™! I had to go outside and smoke TWO cigarettes to get the taste out of my mouth!!
“Dammit, man, I was working at the SubSanwich shop today and this mother fucker came in, and he was so drenched in cologne. I totally start to choke on his Smegma™! I had to go outside and smoke TWO cigarettes to get the taste out of my mouth!!”
aww don’t tell me Alison has run off just as I finally stopped lurking? this was just getting good, but look, a whole comment side bar and nothing from her…..
Don’t worry. I’m sure it’s just off volunteering at a protest. Or protesting volunteering. Either way, she’ll make a bazillion comments at the magic hour between 1 and 2 AM.
I didn’t actually mean anything by it Alison, its one of my favorite Futurama quotes. And by the way, I’m not against you. Just stirring the pot. Work is boring, so this is what I do in between stuff. 😛
I think it’s “break time” in welfare world, Alison! Do us all a favor….and take one. Just curious, though, how do you manage to pay for internet on $410/month?
Alison, do you work? Because you seem to be on here just as much, if not more than the rest of us. Also, what point are you making by me looking at a newspaper (one word, not two btw.) In between calls, I read the paper. I’m not ashamed of it. Nor does that mean I don’t work to give a customer what they want when they call. Oh, and Miranda wasn’t fighting my “battles”, she was just correcting you. And just a few more corrections. It is clique not click. And it’s CSR (as in Customer Service Representative) not CRS.
Hey Homie! I almost didn’t see you there! Thanks for coming out and showing your disapproval.
Alison you should know that there are a number of posters that you listed along with me below, that will NOT take kindly to being thrown in the same group with me. You’ll only cause yourself more pain and recriminations.And for the record my little sprinklings of “PSYCHO PILLS” in various threads you had commented on were most certainly not intended for Miles or any of the others. Just for the one TRULY crazy person here. Let me know if you figure out who that was…
Oh jim-jam…I may be a Qwerty man myself….but your Dvorak-ishness is OK by me. (yeah I had to look up Dvorak….but that’s because I’m probably as dumb as Alison thinks I am)
No you’re not Miles, cause you had the sense to look it up before you wrote it down. =)
Aw shucks M-f-h. Dvoraks are clever but tend to run against the grain, so I do expect some input errors and misreadings here and there (OK my analogy-built-on-a-pun is now officially becoming clumsy). But thanks for the nod.
Hey, Jammie. Past differences of opinion notwithstanding, I don’t mind being lumped in with you. You have established your non-idiot status here, IMO.You know, every couple of weeks the “regulars” are accused of picking on new people. But it’s just that when we smell stupid, our fangs come out. There’s good sport to be had in troll baiting.
True enough Miranda. I’m not saying I am the smartest person in the world (I’m no Alison, that’s for sure!) But I’ve been posting here less than a week and have had no problems with you “regulars.” In fact, I strive to become one of you! =)
Aw shucks Miranda. LOLI enjoy satire, so some of comments may appear troll-like even if that’s not really my purpose. So again I do expect some kick-back since many people may not detect my impishly-glint-eyed tone…And I don’t worry about it too much, except when it’s sooooo far off anything I ever said that I’m completely mystified by it. An example occurred earlier in the week but I think it finally blew over.I do find the newbie-bashing gets over the top at times though. Maybe that’s just because I’m a newbie though – I was, until a few weeks ago, an internet forum virgin. But I’ve been reamed good and hard now, thanks to qwerty and poop, and my virginity is a distant memory!
I think when MIranda says “non-idiot” she’s not talking IQ. She’s talking common sense. Alison went on a tirade the other night slagging your good name through the mud Nicole, calling you all kinds of unfounded names. She’s been lipping off and ranting about all kinds of nansensical crazy crap that is completly unfounded and often contradictory. She doesn’t read a comment or post carefully (or at all sometimes) before she comments and basically says whatever she seems to have made up in her head. That’s why she, and not everyone, is getting such flak.
I had great fun following from thread to thread and dropping the names of antipsychotic medications after each insane post. It looked GREAT in reverse chronological order in the “Recent Posts” sidebar. I was disappointed it was too late for anyone to see it. Giggling to myself like a 4-year-old, I was.
Who the fuck is Alison and why should I care?
Let me rephrase that: Who the fuck is Ginger and why should I care?
Nobody, and you shouldn’t.
Hey Tinkerbell,how are you anyways????
Well, this is very dissappointing. Ali-G, you really let us down. I expected more from you. I was really hoping to wake up this morning to a steaming pot of crazy. What did you do, take your meds?Jammie, I blame you…
I know! I finally stopped lurking so I could partake in the crazy and alas, no more crazy…I might actually have to do some work without her Lord High Insanity to keep me busy…..
Don’t worry Miranda. At the end I was just leaving sugar-pills. The placebo effect will wear off soon.- TAFKA “Jammie”
If I was Alison I would really be complimented by this thread. She hasn’t said something in about 20 posts and she is still everyone’s favorite topic.I’d like to see her other skills! 😉
I bet she can cut a mean elevator fart.
FloydLet’s be clear about this. I am not jammie. I am just me. The only other name i was, was Le homie, for all of one post.As for qwerty, you keep talking about how great this province is, but you resort to name calling. Thanks for making this place the lovely place you claim it to be.ANd Jammie….i dont think halifax sucks because they dont get large concerts. I just find it hilllarious that many people do want big concerts, but there is no suitable place to hold them except the commons which interupts traffic for a few days, the arena, which loses 3k seats due to its unfriendly concert staging. I love halifax and some of the people here. I love the views and all that. However, the political structure and the way you people bicker here and are so divided on change here is hillarious. You have some that fight to keep things the way they are. If anyone wants change, they get insulted and told to go away. The ones that are here and are tired of it, that want change, get belittled by the purists. The purists then do not have solutions as the times and mentality of society as a whole have altered, have no answers for the decline of many things, such as shops downtown, facilities for sporting events, rising of buildings. Its amusing.
qwerty, if what you say is true, then why do you bash me for knocking the political structure?Floyd, i dont try to crack jokes on here. I dont find you people all that funny. I will be back on tour again with my band, so i will be absent again. Much to the pleasure of the town enforcer Q.
Hell Homie why did you tell us you were a tunesman…BTW I didn’t say you’ve got to be funny or make jokes… I just said Jammie has a better sense of humor.. You know… not so intense as your goodself… Just acknowledeging the differences… Thats all
I don’t bash you because of our political differences. I bash you because I find you to be annoying, insanely long-winded, self-righteous, full of shite, and annoying. Did I mention annoying?Please go away. The fun people want to hang out.
if he were more concise it might be palatable…or you know if he mixed up his crazy-playlist now and again.
and then there are the people that just keep bringing up the same topics over and over again, having the same argument over and over again, often with themselves, while chuckling over the foibles of others….seriously, horse is dead, put down the stick and back away.
You’re so weird.I love Nova Scotia. Sometimes, though, people in Nova Scota call people names on the internet. It doesn’t take anything away from the greatness of the place. Also, people in Nova Scotia disagree about politics. I don’t think this takes away from the greatness of the place, nor do I think it’s a particularly Nova Scotia-centric thing. I’ve heard rumors that in some places, people KILL each other over politics!! (*shocked gasp*).
WB Homie, and gottcha. I was only paraphrasing to highlight that we have not expressed all the same views as some seemed to think…it was imprecise, I confess.
Homie, I believe you now… I didn’t used to, then I wasn’t too sure, now I am pretty damm sure you are NOT Jammie..The Jam-man has been posting here again lately, and the differences in your writing styles now seem to outweigh the similarities… So you are off the hook bud… Have a good one…P.S. Of the two of you, Jammie has the better sense of humor…
Then again…