Dear Fall River teenagers. It’s bad enough that I have to try to time walking my dogs around when your giant, young, testosterone driven, degrassi episode reenacting swarms take lunch/skip classes, but god damnit! STOP THROWING ALL OF YOUR TRASH ON THE FUCKING GROUND!!! This is a COMMUNITY Center, douche bags! Children play here and old people walk here!! And yeah! I fucking stopped all of you to tell you that! Don’t act like I’m your mom or some teacher reprimanding you! I’m 24, and cooler than you! Look me in my god damn eyes, and instead of making an excuse like a child, CLEAN UP YOUR MESS! Raaaaaaaah!!!!! —Girl with the German Shepherd and Chihuahua.
This article appears in Sep 18-24, 2014.
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PIECES OF RAW MEAT
You must begin to appropriately train the German Shepherd by placing pieces of raw meat crotch-high on a straw man. Then, once the straw man has been attacked and brought to the ground, appropriately train the Chihuahua by placing a piece of raw meat on the straw man’s throat. While Fall River teenagers, like Fall River inhabitants generally, are not known for their intelligence, two or three times should be sufficient.
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Cheerio!
good for you making a stand right there and in their faces!!!
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