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So I’m taking the sex survey, leering at my screen as fond and tragic memories come flooding back… and then a frown creases my face. The questions start getting really weird, like having someone walk in on you or you them… well how about neither! If you hear grunting don’t open the bloody F’in door!! Why isn’t there an option for neither!?! OR tell your partner to go to the gym or have a threesome.. how in the sweet bloody shit are those two even connected? and again why isn’t there a neither option, or how about both!! It’s like asking if you’ve ever breathed air or smoked crack in the same question, it’s idiotic if you want to get any useful answers! Did they get some ten year old drunk and have him point to different words on a piece of paper to determine what words they’d use in the questions?
Second thing I have a problem with is that it seems to be geared towards college people, the questions are about hookups and dating apps, they are a big part of the single sex life but where’s the marriage/long relationship sex questions!? I know you go for a target market coast but you don’t have to be twenty, single and in college to be having sex!! —Sex Survey Sux Slightly
This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2015.
I wish my world was all about online sex surveys, it would be a great world indeed.
People are obsessed with sex, just to varying degrees.
Some hide in delusions of ‘love’ and ‘romance’ in an unconscious attempt to elevate themselves beyond their disgusting larvic-animal nature.
Some glorify sex in a half-conscious attempt to attract it.
Some turn rigid with denial and say ‘Sex doesn’t matter! It’s not that big a deal’ while they stuff a second body in the freezer.
Some learn everything they can about sex in an unconscious attempt to compensate for sexual deprivation.
Some stand at the ambert light of life and wonder ‘Does sex make a bad or less-than-sincere person?'( as if such questions really matter anyways )
And some have sex and just enjoy it.
Cheers!
USEFUL ANSWERS
“It’s like asking if you’ve ever breathed air or smoked crack in the same question, it’s idiotic if you don’t get any useful answers”.” Sex Survey Sux Slightly
What would a “useful answer” look like? A “useful answer” to what? Do you smoke crack?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
I don’t do those surveys since I became a Jesuit and took a missionary position. No time.
is that the hair of the shirt that bit you?
Why the hell would they need a sex survey with marriage/long relationship sex questions?
That’s like asking if a Yeti uses a no-tangle brush…