I and just about everyone I know, is so fucking pissed off at that stupid Zuckerburg, and Facebook. Don’t get me wrong here people, I’m not an addict, but would like to have an option of changing something if I wish to. Not have some asshole company, do it, and too fucking bad, if you don’t like it.
I’m talking about this Timelines shit that they switched over to, and no way as yet, has been found to switch back, to old profile page. There is an unrest in social mediaville this week, and I would hate to be the one responsible for this shit.
And there is no way to contact them, at Facebook to air your dislike of their stupid app and even if you do manage to get a message through, you get a robot mail back, saying they don’t answer comments or mail. Isn’t that just fucking wonderful. Here is a douchebag, that got super rich, because of suckers like you and me, and we have no fucking say, in our own fucking profile layouts. I usually only go there to play some games, and lately, they too have been getting fucked up, and all these stupid apps for iphonies, who the fuck really wants them. I don’t have an iphoney, or an iclod or any of that crapple shit, and I never want to get any. I don’t know about you folks, but I and about a million or more people, are thinking about deleting our Facebook accounts. What do you guys think of this new Timelines shit, I’m curious as fuck to know. —LIFE SUCKS
This article appears in May 17-23, 2012.


I hardly suck on FB’s teat anymore – other than keeping up with out of town friends and family, FB could fucking implode for all I care.
that’s a hell of a lot of complaining over something free to use. maybe you could try, I’unno, logging off and going outside and finding a new hobby if you find Timeline to be such a life-ruining proposition.
Frankly i love facebooks timelines. It makes finding and organizing things so much easier and a lot easier to filter out the crap you don’t want. Just have to learn to use it right.
“I and just about everyone I know, is so fucking pissed off at that stupid Zuckerburg, and Facebook. “
You, and just about everyone you know, need to get a fucking life. Are you mad that your friend’s farmville posts are harder to find? lol. The reason I ask is because my Mom is having that problem and it’s really fucking up her farm and cafe (lol). #Loserproblems (Love you, Ma).
I doubt you and a million other people will delete their profiles, but if you do, I’m sure Zucker-whatever his name is won’t care.
If only people could focus on things that actually matter, instead of putting so much energy into things like that… Your life would probably be much better and less stressful.
Good luck and I hope the facebook people read your bitch and take it to heart, hahaha. If not, you could always join those losers that are protesting timeline in the streets.
I also hate timelines….
which is why I never view facebook on a computer…
only my berry, whose fb appearance hasn’t changed a bit.
I agree it sucks ass, but I’m not about to go ranting and raving about it like a wild-style train wreck…
“…are thinking about deleting our Facebook accounts.”
Ahhhh! Sweet Jesus! What an epiphone! I can’t believe you thought of that all on your own! What a novel and, previously unthought of idea!
You just answered your own damn question.
Stop wasting your life and stop worrying about useless shit that doesn’t mean anything!
I deleted my account years ago and haven’t looked back. (I now waste my life on LTWWB instead! lol) Who the hell cares about ANYTHING that Facebook does?? Fuck ’em. Get with the living.
Suckers didn’t write this.
Note the absence of cocksman bragging, gunplay threats, and the presence of punctuation.
Amirite, Grampie Gary?
How’s your grand daughter doing? Give her a kiss, from the Bitch Board.
Uncle Wheelie
i’ve reexamined the bitch and it has suckster, written all over it. lots of commas, iphoney, iclod, crapple…sounds like him, early in the day he is more eloquent
Ah suckers was whining about zuckerberg being a dictator today on the ol crackbook so yah he wrote this.
Ffs it’s a free service owned by someone else. This means they can do what they want with it. So either suck it up or suck it and delete your profile.
Zuckerberg isnt accountable to you, grampie so quit being a SET.
LOLOLOLOL
I agree with vasty, I deleted my account years ago, too.
I can’t stand drama. FB is full of it when you have a colorful past that you would rather forget.
I don’t bother…if I don’t see a person in my day to day life, then I really don’t care what they are doing. I don’t enjoy video games, and i’m not a nosy person. FB just isn’t for someone who doesn’t want crazy ex”s tracking them, either.
HA , HA
http://images.wikia.com/simpsons/images/4/…
if you read the fucking bitch here, you would see that i very rarely use the profile page, and i don’t give a fuck if they put 50 timelines on there. the point of the whole fucking bitch, is that no one was given a choice, to have it or not. we have choices in our lives every fucking day, why the hell not there. as i said, dictatorial much.
Lollllllzzzz privitely owned entities tend not to be democracies.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.
Fuck sakes, sucks, a bitch about facebook? Really? I don’t expect much from ya, but damn.
to each their own bitch kitty, and wheeliep, they were delivered and greatly accepted. got my little monkey for the week end again. and will have her a few days next week also. as i said guys, it’s not about the timeline thing, it’s all about freedom to choose, just like abortion, religion and anything else, that has an extra option. there is none in this case, it was given, and not too well recived by the masses, and yes, there are thousands, pissed off and ready to say byebye. we, the people helped make this n asshole what he is today, and can unmake him just as fast. why be a sheep and go with the flock, to a nameless netherworld of shit. the profile page was fine as it was, and why change things that worked. but like i said, it is all about choices.
FB is going down. Just like ‘MySpace’ did. No, don’t be shocked. Even the Roman Empire fell.
Yeah but My space only fell because of Facebook. Facebook will eecline when something comes along. I don’t care, I only use Facebook to play Words with Friends and to make snide replies to friend’s and family’s posts.
Facebook may eecline but I meant decline.
Facebook will decline when something ELSE comes along.I’m batting a thousand here.
First off I agree with you completely. Lots of the replyers got 1 dislike – fuck you that was me. Switch to firefox and install the “hidetimeline” app. Timeline is there but I can’t see it.
another boring facebook bitch.
Raoul
Takes one to know one.
Facebook bitches? What has the damn world come to. Get over it, embrace change….in fact, you should embrace life and turn off the stupid computer.
Stop bitchin’ about a free service. Tard.
you know what people, i just hope you remember what you say here, when it comes down to a choice in your lives. yjr point of the whole fucking bitch, is about choice, to have something or not. but i guess some of you fucking idiots can;t embrace that concept of the right to choose. so, to you, i say fuck you. and hope that the next time, you have a chance to do something, or nothing, you do shit all, and accept the shit that follows. much like if you saw a kid being beat up by an adult, and you do nothing. if that kid died as a result of your inaction, then i really hope you feel good for it. those of you for non choice, just made one, facebook does not give that chance. see what the fuck i’m trying to point out to some of you fucking morons. anyway, fuck you.
hey suxter, gimme your car keys, I need to go transport some mink feces to your mom’s house…
what’s that? no way in hell?
but why not?
Oh, it’s YOUR CAR and YOU have the right to decide what to do with it?
but I should have a choice… right?
and I choose to move mink shit on your leather interior…
so fork em over.
You’re comparing a child being killed by an adult to not having a choice regarding FB’s new user interface, AND, you’re calling us fucking idiots????
Newsflash, you do have a choice. It’s called “deactivate account”.
Ooh fuck. I can’t believe the comparisons you’re making LS. What’s next? Not being able to choose what Facebook looks like is the same as getting raped? You’re so fucking ridiculous, child.
I never switched over to FB timeline—my settings are still set on English UK version. I understand that once you have switched to the timeline version, there is no going back…
Facebook Timeline=Kid Being Beat To Death?
Lolwut?
http://m552.photobucket.com/image/cool%20s…
Wp
Why is my Facebook still the same as it always has been?
I see other peoples timeline and am not particular on it. Never the less mine is the same as it always has been. Why is that?