This is to the egotistical little turd who sits to my right. Do you have Turrette’s Syndrome? No? Well stop your goddamn humming!!! I have never in my life met anyone more desperate for attention than you!! Whatever you’re feeling, whether it’s discomfort with your chair, exasperation with your computer, sleepiness, or the need to expell excess air from your lungs, the rest of us absolutely NEED to be informed..at top volume!! Are we not allowed to forget about your presence for even 5 short minutes? When are you going to realize you aren’t Britney Spears, that it isnt front page news every time you feel the need to change positions in your chair!?! Worst of all are the idiotic, innapropritate comments that come spewing out of your mouth, such as your ICQ yesturday which referred to the Polish people here as ”ex soviet block types”! That you sent it out to the entire office, bosses and Polish people included, is just one more example of how big of a knob you are. I sincerely hope you canned very soon.
This article appears in Mar 13-19, 2008.
i work with somebody like this, too. a constant wall of noise, from the moment he comes into the office. he likes to listen to music and sing along, or pound his hands on his desk. little does he know, the boss is thiiis close to canning his ass….