I attempted to go down on this guy, but he smelled of dry piss and wet socks. His junk was almost completely covered by his black pubic hair. I convinced him to soap up and trim up.
Then I was able to give a suck. He refused to eat my pussy, told me it wasn’t his thing. I had to put the condom on him b/c after almost 10 minutes of him struggling with it, he still couldn’t get it on. The intercourse lasted a total of 4 thrusts-3 inside me, 1 out. He pulled out after the third one and thrusted once more, and that was it! He was done.
Then he had the nerve to ask for my number. Sorry, bud, there won’t be a round 2. —Turned off
This article appears in Aug 15-21, 2013.
What was wrong with you whereby he couldn’t last?
Four thrusts, eh?
Did his name start with ‘m’?
🙁
Gross, you nasty pig. You blew him, then fucked him, even after realizing he was a dirtbag. Have fun with those STD’s you’re no doubt passing around. Have some respect for yourself!!!!?
Did he leave the money on the nightstand?
the minute i went down and all that hair was there would of been the end of it. Should of just cut the cord
Do NOT slut shame the OP-er. She can have, for lack of a better term, sex with whom ever she would like. HE is 50% participant. So if she is a slut so is he.
Frankly the fact that he couldn’t last is more of a sign that he was too excited rather than her.
What kept you around that long??
SO glad I’m not in high school anymore. Of course even in high school, I had better sex than this.
OMG, you sucked that grungy cheese dick??? Now there’s one lunch I’ll never get back.
AN AIR THRUST?
“The intercourse lasted a total of 4 thrusts – 3 inside me, 1 out. He pulled out after the third one and thrusted once more, and that was it.” Turned Off
I’ve heard of an “air ball” in basketball where the shot goes up in the air and falls back to the court without touching the net or backboard, but I’ve never heard of an “air thrust” in sexual intercourse. What was he thrusting against? Air?
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
yEs .how dare you slutsham e this person who obvuiosly makes GREAT decisions .its there right to choose to have sex with an unkempt hobo then go around town we weeing abou t how discusting his ‘ junk ‘ was .
HOWDAREYOUALLJUDGEHERSLEEPINGWITHASMELLEYPISSBUCKETT!!!
Ewww just ewww. Why is the coast even posting this?
Troll response to last week’s merkin muncher bitch, would be my guess
Hopefully it won’t make it to the papers….
and where did you find this guy? In the green bin?
sounds like you are the one with poor decisions..sounds like he got his oil changed, how’d you make out!??
Clearly the ladies-who-dislike-shit are out in force today…
whats wrong with posting something about sex?
It is easy to argue that people are slut shaming, but I don’t think gender has anything to do with it. People are not shaming promiscuity, they are shaming nonchalance, vanity and poor taste.
sigh.. i love sex
🙂
Who said anything about shaming sluts? I love sluts. There is a distinct difference between a slut and a dirty, dishrag whore!!!
well, as much as I would never, ever, ever publicly admit that I had made such a lousy choice, at least this is a legit bitch. I mean, the column is titled ‘bitch’ and this woman is bitching about the lousy sex episode.
heck, sometimes you make really stupid decisions when feeling frisky. one time I had to pretend I needed to get up and use the bathroom and grabbed my clothes off the floor and snuck out the front door. geeze. never bring them home, or you’re stuck with them.
OP hahahhahahhahahahha why would you still fuck this guy after his dick was humming? That’s gross. If me saying that is slut shaming then so be it. Maybe sluts SHOULD be ashamed sometimes. Once you label yourself a slut does that give you a golden seal of approval to make every poor choice imaginable so long as you present your slut card and say “It’s OK, I’m a professional.” ?
Which is why I suggest a shower for two before the fun begins.
one night stands are overrated.
One night stands…. You take a risk sometimes great and this time it fucking sucked moldy bread. Once he wouldn’t go down on her, she should have bolted. Tit for tat ….
did you even take your shirt off? sounds yucky all round
Hey, OP, you might want to pick up one of these before your next sword swallowing trick:
http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/style/gloves/…
Before anyone says anything, NO I DID NOT WRITE THIS ABOUT KLYDE!!! FFS. Actually he has a beautiful dick.
Some things are just not meant to be shared among friends, I agree VOT, EEEWWW
LOL, Do me the honors WAC, that if we had sex, let me be there to enjoy it…lmao
Im sorry Klyde if I spoke too soon…but does that mean maybe you want to? I would suck you dry 😉
I can only promise you a friend at the moment WAC
I can promise a lot of things too klyde.
Well. This got awkward.
Mind your business Hoistyploophammer you had your chance with me!
(Looks down at ground, shuffles the size nines, then starts to whistle ‘Blue Moon of Kentucky’)
How do I love thee?
Let me count the holes.
Oh look everybody’s favorite lame ass troll is back. Hi blip. Klyde, that’s not WAC – there is a period after the name. It’s a troll. My advice is to ignore and hopefully it will piss off.
your just jealous that I found a real man hoistyploop. Go cry in the hole you came out of.
I’m a troll man do do do do do do do do do! I’m a troll man, do do do di do!
Enough of this nonsense!
slide it up your gaping ass senor cumpenis. It’s so obvious you can’t get any unless you use that crusty old dildo you keep in your drawer and hope no one ever finds.
Klyde baby, don’t listen to these bullies, you know I am always here to love you. come get some sugar from your momma
Takes more than sweet talk to get me, I’m done with this conversation.. Night all.
You ain’t kidding Hoist.
Klyde i hope you don’t believe the losers on this site all they want to do is make me look bad. I hope we can still be friends but maybe more.
WHATACROCK. I am warning I WILL contact the police if you do not stop now.
Hoist “Well. This got awkward.”
“AWKWARD”? I’m NOT laughing.
WAC I didn’t realize, at that point, that you weren’t the one making the post. So yes – “AWKWARD”. My apologies for the misunderstanding.
Apologizes a lot too little too late.
Oh well!
“Oh Well”?? REALLY?? You asked me out before,you are you??
What do you know about this site and the people who contacted me on it?You suggested it.
Get off of Plenty of Fish. I go on online dating sites once ever 6-7 months or so, keep my account up for a few weeks, meet a few people and then delete it again. There is so much energy involved in going to meet new people and trying to find a connection. It’s too forced and there’s too much room for people to judge others on superficial qualities first, before getting to know what they’re really like as people. Even just chatting back and forth online getting to know someone a bit is draining. If you HAVE TO date online, try OKcupid. At least the people who created the site made it funny and you answer a bunch of odd/interesting questions and get matches based on how much you might have in common with people who answered similarly to you”
This goes beyond LTWWB/L
This began last year when someone did not have the balls to be honest and own what he said and did.
…and the ass covering commences.
Certain people at the summit laughed about the different women who ‘lost it’ on here. What you are doing is criminal. it went far beyond LTWWB.
None of you know anything about my life or any of the lives of those women you tortured on here in the past.Then laughed at afterwards.
Dude, I am legitimately confused. I guarantee you have the wrong person.
“You asked me out before,you are you??” Yes, I am me but I have never asked you out. There was one time on here way back that I said I would be down to meet up with you but that I prefer to remain anonymous. Is that what you are referring to?
“What do you know about this site and the people who contacted me on it?You suggested it.” I’m not sure I understand this. I don’t know anything about anyone on this site aside from what I read on this site. I have met and am friends with one person, actually. But it is not you.
I’m not sure why you copy/pasted my comment from the other thread or what you think that I was secretly implying. I give you my WORD that whatever it is, you are mistaken.
If this helps to clear anything up here are some details about myself.
I am 28 years old, I write a lot and own a website that I use to promote my publishings. I have few friends but my two best ones are name Natasha and Brett. So, unless there are some CRAZY coincidences afoot, I promise I am not your guy.
However, all that being said, I am getting tired of people being rude and picking on you. I’m glad you and Klyde met up (?) he sounds like a decent chap and I’m sure you’ve made a new fried. So don’t let the trolls get ya down.
Hoist
“You asked me out before,you are you??” Yes, I am me but I have never asked you out. There was one time on here way back that I said I would be down to meet up with you but that I prefer to remain anonymous. Is that what you are referring to?”
You don’t want to talk down to me….CORRECTION….”””WHO ARE YOU””” ???
Don’t imply I’m crazy.Don’t go there
Hoist BTW “Dude” I’m no Dude.
I did not imply you were crazy, nor did I talk down to you, that is something that you are inferring on your own. However, my patience is wearing thin right now. I’m trying to be nice but you are not making it very easy. I know you’re not a dude…but then again, if I was this person who’s got you so wound up, you wouldn’t need to clarify that now would you? Over the years I’ve messaged a lot of people on online dating sites. No one over the age of 35. If you are older than 35, I’ve never spoken to you on any online dating site.
Now read some of these comments and chill the fuck out.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1391/
I’ll admit it, I’ve called WAC crazy. I’ve done it a lot because of her condition.
A few people predicted this Hoist, oh lord how they did. But it appears she has been banging Klyde all along.
I knew you knew I’m not a dude.
I will read your link and try to calm down.
Nukka/Punky’s Whip/WHATACROCK.
I’m fucking telling you stop.
No, don’t calm down!
I’m still confused Nukka. If she really has a condition, I don’t think people should taunt her about it, that’s just mean. Obviously, she has herself convinced that I am someone I am not.
I think we can all agree, though, if you meet a guy with a smelly dick, you should not sleep with him anyway or you’re going to have a bad time. (To the OP/Nukka)
Hoist, it’s fun!
WAC, what are you gonna do?
Oh, and WAC. I’m not going to have sex with you if that’s what all this has been about.
nukka you must be one of the guys from the dating web site whose been trying to have sex with me.
Like i said no i won’t have sex with you…
Stop harassing me here and on the dating sites.
Now you go on a ahead and deny it.
WAC it’s very unlikely that nukka (or anyone else) is hunting you around cyberspace trying to make your life miserable. It is more likely that you are making yourself an easy target by asserting all these off-the-wall idea’s. Now if you’ll excuse me there are two guys fight outside my apartment and I’m going to watch for a bit, then go to bed.
No…. your wrong.
“WAC it’s very unlikely that nukka (or anyone else) is hunting you around cyberspace trying to make your life miserable. It is more likely that you are making yourself an easy target by asserting all these off-the-wall idea’s. Now if you’ll excuse me there are two guys fight outside my apartment and I’m going to watch for a bit, then go to bed.”
Hoist are you one in the same? Nukka/Punky’s Whip/WHATACROCK.
“WAC it’s very unlikely that nukka (or anyone else) is hunting you around cyberspace trying to make your life miserable.”
How do you know for sure ??
Really!!!
I’m the one hunting you. Dog will hunt.
I’m not assumed.
CYA IS ALL THAT EVER FUCKING MATTERED.
You’re publicizing your condition again Sheila. Calm down please, do it for Dennis.
My “condition”?? GEE doc tell me about my “condition”.
Some dickless shit started this months ago.
My DEPRESSION has nothing to to do with my being hurt and angry at being treated like this.Not everyone here knows of what was done on other sites.I have a right to be angry and to defend MYSELF instead of keeping quite.
You don’t want to use first names unless you want me to use yours.
Come on Sheila, use my name. My god you’re fucked.
“Come on Sheila, use my name. My god you’re fucked.”
Nukka your angry and lashing out at me because I wouldn’t fuck you.
I just remembered there are 2 men with the same first name on LTWWB I won’t say that name because I don’t want to involve a possible innocent man.
…AND … are you the …”dickless shit started this months ago.”?
YOUR not the only mean SOB .
Holy shit, ya go to bed at 9 and you miss all of THIS assfuckery.
All I’m going to say is this, WAC: now, more than ever, am I convinced you are mentally ill beyond simple ‘depression.’
This is NOT how normal people behave, either in real life or on the internet. PLEASE walk away from the internet and create a life away from the internet. Perhaps getting a job or volunteering might help. And you need to self refer to the mental health clinic on bayers road. The 2,4,17,80 and 81 all go by there and the 52 stops close, too.
Good luck.
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*wakes up*
*yawns*
*retrieves bowl of popcorn*
*continues watching online, real-time soap-opera unfold.*
Why did these women allow themselves to be tortured? Why did they care if others laughed at them? Of that, in what did they see the value?
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Someone’s being an attention whore again. Please Fuck off with your stupid made up problems nobody cares about!!!!
http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/u…
Well, I will agree that WAC’s problems do seem trivial in comparison to most other issues out there.
It all comes down to her paranoia and the fact that she’s needy and horny. I can think of many things more pressing than a middle aged paranoid broad who’s horny as hell.
So I do feel ya on that, SHITTY
I’ve got my Peacekeeper’s Blue Beret on this morning , guys. Please. Disengage.
I’ve got no moral or ethical right to say this, but I love you, I respect you and you are better than this. You know this person’s pathology and her M.O. You know that she is not armed for this fight and that she can’t touch any of you. There is no credit in this. Just leave her alone here.
Sorry for being a sanctimonious ass. It doesn’t happen very often, and trust me, I don’t like it in me either.
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HAAAHAHAHAAAHA comments have gotten hilarious…..
as for the bitch, sick.
Well, watching this is uncomfortable. Also, I don’t understand the point of baiting others in such a cruel manner especially if you know that there are mental health concerns. I guess for some people being anonymous means that you don’t need a conscience.
That said, most here are rational and interesting. I am not trolling the trolls, just writing my observations and my opinion. Nothing unique.
OB , I have often said even bad sex is better than self abuse.
After reading your discriptive bitch …. I stand corrected , I was mistaken & it actually can be worse ! ! ! Because IMO that sounded awful .
i can’t wait til October when walking dead is back on!!!!
however, i am fanning my bosoms quite rapidly over raylan givens in justified for past weeks. watching back seasons on Netflix.
WAC. This isn’t my troll. I was stating this is a troll using a perody of the Soul Man song you dumb twat. I don’t troll anyways.
senor, pls. the nasty comment made to you was from the troll. with a dot after the name . go look.
This thread > Jerry Springer.
Also, it’s very obvious someone was into the sauce lastnight.
I’m sorry, Ivan. There’s just some stuff going on that I don’t feel the need to share on here (because the internet isn’t the place to share all you business) that really makes my patience wear thin when WAC comes on here whining about men and the imaginary tales from a hormonal pre-menopausal middle aged women.
I’ll try to ignore the tripe.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FYomnDaIk64/Tc1x…
So OP you’re saying his endowment was the length of his pubic hair, not his penis. Plus he smelled like piss and old socks, struggled with gaining an erection enough to put on the condom on and, once he got the erection, ejaculated prematurely and would not reciprocate oral sex.
Smell and selfishness aside, the man sounds inexperienced and nervous. Premature ejaculation is a result of nervousness and not relaxing and taking your time, performance anxiety in other words. I used to have a problem with that in my much younger days. After a while of fumbling around getting into a suitable state of rigidity I’d start pounding away and, within a minute, I’d have a flow that felt bigger than Niagara Falls and just as hard to stop.Then I would be on my way home never to the girl in question again. The next time I was in a romantic situation the horrors and humiliation of the past would always be on the back of my mind making me more nervous and subsequently more inept.
I finally met a lady a bit older than myself who took me home and to bed and of course I went through my usual fumbling and stumbling and two minutes of actual penetration. However, this time the woman in question didn’t want apologies, she just wanted to try it again. I felt more relaxed the second time, having just come, and actually performed quite well. The pressure of holding the floodgates back wasn’t there. I never looked back. Never had trouble with that again.
All it took was once having the pressure off. Yes, I know this is a TMI moment.
Now the man in OP’s bitch may have been a jerk and his hygiene sucked, I don’t know. I’m just saying a little less tension and a little more patience might be the ticket.
PK – You never , ever need to apologize to me. I totally get the frustration and most of us know the backstory, so it’s not all a one-sided case of a person being victimized. We tried reaching out; we tried toughlove. Time for a clean break. Let someone else tackle this one.
♥
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reg, i just keep picture you ‘pounding away’ but the visual is of a T Rex.
having a lot of fun with that one when i really, really should be working.
b-b-b-but he just wants a kiss!
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i sWear on the eyes of my still -living ma and pa Whips that i am not the whatacroc kperoid trol l .
ok stoppit you guys., if i get fired i will be on this bitch board 24/7 and then you’ll be sorry.
if it was only mental illnes s and not some calculated emotoinal terrorism on her par t it would be easy to be sympathitec .
No worries, Ivan, I’m done with this assfuckery.
I nominate Klyde. 😀
I don’t know if it would classify as mental illness, or emotional ‘terrorism’, but like any parent, I am familiar with the antics of a kid that is determined to get some attention. any attention. my little brother used to put my leotards on his head and swish around like a hula dancer. he also used to loosen the drawstring of his pj pants and jump up and down until they fell off. (these demonstrations were always when friends were over) or he’d make loud farting noises in his armpit. this stuff was all kinda cute. he was a class clown and well loved in his family.
but then you read about abused kids. neglected kids. they need attention, crave it. its the nature of children to need attention paid, but all they get is negative attention, swats, kicks, yelling, stuff thrown at them. but it fulfills some desperate need in them, so they continue to do whatever it is that gets a reaction. if our punky little troll here is over the age of 13, I would hazard a guess he is in arrested development. this kind of trolling is common from young teens on you tube and other sites. all kinds of crap gets spewed just to get a rise out of someone. they try to be as naughty as possible, talk about kicking puppies or babies or kittens, pretend to be Satanists, use a lot of ‘dirty’ sex talk, puff themselves up as tough guys….yeah, tough guys. because they are so terribly vulnerable themselves. small, skinny little kid who probably had to sleep in his own wet sheets after wetting himself, determined not to cry, determined to be a big shot some day. and the anonymous internet has provided a warm welcome for these lost little souls. here they can take out all the hurt and frustration they were never allowed to do as a kid. here they can hurl abuse at other people, make them cry, hurt their feelings…and finally feel powerful and strong. well, I suppose it’s better to just tantrum here than in the real world. safer, eh little one?
I thought we were talking about 1 night stands here!! Geesh!
so trawling euqals hutring animal s ,babies ,kittenns, satanism and etc ? i did used to wet the bed as a v yuong child .are yuo saying that anyone else hear who wet the bed is a bab y abuser ?or are you countertrawling ,eh little one ?
Sorry to the real WAC. Didn’t see the dot. Thanks GDM for pointing that out. It’s like looking for a dot in a haystack. Waldo would have been easier to find.
T Rex? I didn’t feel like T Rex, more like ornithomimus. Yeah that would sum it up.
Nurse Hezz: theycallmebiscuit@hotmail.com
Holy asshoopery :-/
Anyhoo, OP, it sounds like you’ve been a victim of the ol’ ’68 and I owe you one’. If a smelly, unkempt penis isn’t a mood killer, I don’t know what is…kudos to you for thugging it out, ya little trooper! I would have been gone like a fart in the wind lol
I noticed the dot too, after the “HoistyPloop” comment. Not the first time someone has done the old copy-the-avatar-and-add-a-dot trick on these boards.
wogblip aNd all her secret idintities used that as one of her trawlin g techneek s .i doubt its her but weve seen this dot think befor e .
I don’t find any of this funny at all.You Bitchers sat laughing at a few former female Bitchers who you people claimed “went crazy and lost it” calling them “fucking crazy” .I have a very good idea which ones of you are responsible for what has been said about me also from whom you received certain information and back story I did not divulge on LTWWB.
—–I am shocked that The Coast has allowed what has been said about me to continue with deleted the OP.
MOD Are you waiting for me to go to the police before you do something?—–
Yes I tried defending myself THAT is not a crime.
@Reg: great posts–keep the TMI coming (pun intended) lol…seriously though, when I read the original post I thought the guy sounded uber inexperienced too, especially since he asked for her number;P Good call–really cool of you to make it AND back it up……..hmmmm, thoughtful, intelligent, and hot in a ‘pounding T-Rex’ kinda way–Reg, you’re 3 for 3!!! Well done;D
WOW
*CORRECTION*
“—–I am shocked that The Coast has allowed what has been said about me to continue without deleting the thread.Along with other comments made by trolls about “WHATACROCK” in the past 24 hours” —–
abolutly right Punksy No blip or woggers here. D:< Stahp da trollololz!
I laugh at the fact that I ran Kay and Drew off this board on several occasions.
kay andrew runs the bordes hunny you R only hear 2 enjoy it. Did the nurse check you for worms yet limpbizket?
“I laugh at the fact that I ran Kay and Drew off this board on several occasions.”
Did you associate with them away from LTWWB ?Either in person or on any other web site?Did you exchange email addresses/cell phone numbers?
If you were trolling them in ways/places other than here,I can understand why Kay and Drew left so hastily…..
That is not funny at all.
لا أستطيع أن أصدق أنك أخذت من الوقت لترجمة هذه الآن ليست لك بخيبة أمل العسل؟
Which male Bitcher with the first real name that begins with the letter “P” are you now TROLL?
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PK
Weeks ago you accused me of “hurting YOUR friend”, please elaborate on that.Tell me and everyone exactly how I hurt YOUR friend.I don’t know what I did to hurt your friend.Also who exactly who is that person you claimed I hurt?
Oh it was funny regardless of where the trolling took place.
t’werent me that said U hurt my friendz. I agree itz not funny to troll kay andrewz whatacrack! limpbizket iz a dirrrty ole fart.
Tell everyone what you did to them then.I for one don’t find trolls funny.
Roll out for some air,get away from your computer.
*****KABOOM*****
“PK
Weeks ago you accused me of “hurting YOUR friend”, please elaborate on that.Tell me and everyone exactly how I hurt YOUR friend.I don’t know what I did to hurt your friend.Also who exactly who is that person you claimed I hurt?”
kaboom? Iz this threatz of viloense? U better say sorry or I will call the police!!
**CORRECTION**
PK
Also whom exactly is your friend you claimed I hurt?Why?
“PK
Weeks ago you accused me of “hurting YOUR friend”, please elaborate on that.Tell me and everyone exactly how I hurt YOUR friend.I don’t know what I did to hurt your friend.Also who exactly who is that person you claimed I hurt?”
no worriez whackacrack, I correctz U!
Weekz ago U accuze me of “eatin UR cookiez”, pleeze rebake all dat. Tell me and every1 exzaxly how I bake UR cookiez. I dont no what the resipe is. Also who stole the last cookiez frum da cookiez jar?”
NO IT WAS NOT A TREAT OF VIOLENCE.
Take a WALK to the police station.It‘s a beautiful evening for a stROLL.
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dis iz serious bizniss if U ate da last cookiez.
mmm! violence treatz R my favrite.
I did not threaten anyone with violence.Take a walk Pale.
Slander is also illegal but next to impossible to sue a coward who spreads lies about another person anonymously.
..How the police would handle this in regards with the new anti-bully laws. I just might call them in the morning to ask.
y wait til morningz whackycrock? cop shop haz 24 hr drive-thru!
you could roll on up to their window PV
oh noez!!
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And the moral of this story is : What not to do when a bird shits on you. …..The rime of the ancient mariner.
Like I told Sucks once: it’s not slander if it’s libel and it’s not libel if it’s true. I have never divulged any specifics as to what has gone on away from LTWWB. That ain’t my style and I’m not about to have at it now. Your obsessiveness is really starting to scare me so Imma go back to pretending you don’t exist.
It’d be best if you did the same in regards to this board. For our sake and yours.
If it’s the absolute truth…the slander and libel doesn’t apply PK….but interesting point nevertheless.
Klyde, I have never told a lie about anyone on this board. The problem is some people’s perception of acceptable boundaries needs a bit of work. It’s all about boundaries, really. Some have none and don’t respect others’.
*crunch*
*crunch*
*c-c-crunch*
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Seriously WHATACROCK you gotta stop talking. You’d be blatantly lying if you had any idea that the ideas popping into your head were just pure psychosis. The things you think people are doing to you are not happening – YOU ARE MAKING IT UP! You may not even realize it, or you may realize it because this is the only way to get attention.
Buy a dildo and a bag of weed
Get off the meds
Try to spend some time where you’re not despondent just because you’re single
Stop chasing men (away)
Act mature
Ignore people (especially on the internet (especially here))
shiela is loosin g it .she has shared and ovver shaored every thing from her life and then claim s to be able to know whose whos based on what she todl certan people .evvryone knows yer bisness you trawl .
I got beer.
PK…I’d love to go for coffee with you sometime…I’m free after 6 today..want to dispel this myth that I’m a figment of someone’s imagination once and for all
I’m not really into one-on-one meetings with strangers. But you’re welcome to come to the next summit.
lets all go to cofee
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Re: “Deceitful women like to fish”
“Jesus, Punky, I’m dying up in here.
I fucking love you. The real you and the punky you.”
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Posted by Pretty ‘MONSTERCOCK5000’ Kitty on 08/15/2013 at 9:23 AM
Your not into one on one meetings with strangers but you love perfect strangers.
You or your friends are not to contact me away from LTWWB again.
Fair enough PK…thanks for offer ….something to consider
wft is this kook goi ng on abuot ?
I’ll reiterate
You or your friends are not to contact me away from LTWWB again.
‘You or your friends are not to contact me away from LTWWB again..’
No one cares, WAC, least of all, the regular Summit people. After your spectacular flip-out over the attending of a TV taping last year, most of us wrote you off totally.
When is it going to stop being all about you, WAC? Do you relish this role as victim? It seems that you do as you continue to stick around as if LTWWB was an on-line dating service. I don’t know who you hope to catch with your hairy lasso but this ain’t the place to be trollin’ for men.
Wow. WTF is going on here?
‘…I’ll reiterate
You or your friends are not to contact me away from LTWWB again…’
Who would want to, Crocked? You’re like a walking poke in the eye.
Aside from the fact most of us have lives outside this board. Why don’t you go find one instead of composing nasally whines that reek of a huge inferiority complex?
Just WAC wiggin’ out on us, Cranky – for the umpteenth time.
WAC has decreed that we stay away from her outside this board – that is one directive that’s easy peasy, lemon squeezie.
No matter what I say to defend myself you summit people will twist my words to suit yourselves.
IMO, As long as words are written under the veil of anonymity those words don’t have to be proven by the coward(s) writing them.When such words are made public in a Form (on the internet), that media source should think twice about the legality of the allegations on their website which were made public.
“You or your friends are not to contact me away from LTWWB again.”
Um, didn’t I tell YOU that months ago when you kept FBing me even after I defriended you? Have I contacted you since? No? So just STFU and do us all a favour and: LEAVE. GO AWAY. STOP POSTING AND RUINING THE BOARD AND CAUSING ALL THIS DRAMA. It’s clear you’re the problem. When you’re not around posting your little freak outs, we don’t end up with 120+ comments of pure crap only you ever shit around these parts. I highly doubt that’s a councidence.
GET. A. LIFE. YOU. FUCKING. PSYCHO. AND. LEAVE. ME. AND. MY. FRIENDS. ALONE.
If you don’t want people to say things about you, don’t do said things. We’ve only ever stated truths and not one of us had made anything up about you (you spill your business to anyone you think will listen). So tell that to a judge in court, ya fucking psycho.
PS: go away.
Holy fuckstix, this tripe is still going?
I have a suggestion, WAC… Why don’t you gather up all the information you can, stagger your drunk by noon ass to the police station and be done with it. The only person here who has been doling out “threats” is you, and I’m sick and tired of your whiney ass bullying people with empty threats of “contacting the POLICE”. I you’re serious about it, then just fucking do it!!!! If you don’t, just shut the Fuck up and stop forcing your needy ass on people who genuinely don’t give a rats ass about your made up problems!!!!
Please FUCK OFF YOU PSYCHO!!!!!!
for fucks sake
Listen, you daft cunt. Give it up. Noone gives a toss.
Dear Bitchboard:
I’m the one who “contacted” Whattacrank. I unblocked her temporarily on Crackbook so I could tell her to stop putting my initials in her stupid threats. I get messages from friends on the board when my name(extremely occasionally) pops up.
Apparently our friend Sheila has mentioned me a few times in this thread, and made a crack about me not being able to run(I use a wheelchair/shades of Gary cripplebaiting me. Pure class) in a Love thread.
For the record, here is what I wrote to her on Crackbook:
—– Hey Sheila- 3 separate people sent me a link to you posting my initials in the middle of whatever drama you’re currently embroiled in.
Let me make myself crystal clear: You don’t take up even a nanosecond of my concern. I haven’t been around the boards for about 2 or 3 months. I’ve have some serious shit going on in my life that I have to deal with, including dying family members, occupational stresses, and my LIFE.
I looked at the link they sent to me and saw my initials TWICE in a thread of yours. I didn’t read the thread, I don’t give a shit what is in it. I just don’t care. I associate with L****, L***, and the others off the board because we are reallife good friends. When we get together we don’t talk about you.
Keep me out of your bullshit. You’re a huge reason I won’t go on the boards anymore. Why the fuck would I want to?
This is not a conversation. —–
If you’re going to latch onto the new “bullying law” and make threats with it, DO IT. You’re the little dipschitt who cried abuse. There is a long record of you using the message board to flirt with any male who will talk to you, then going down in self-imposed flames as you meltdown. The well-documented things you say and do expose you. If you were just mentally ill, this would be bullying. You’ve proven yourself in real life to be akin to a stalker, an emotional grifter, and a malicious person. I talked to a family member who works for the HRM police. He thinks this is both sad(you), and funny(you again).
I had to create an account to post this, dipschitt. 4 months ago I had a life-threatening event and ended up in hospital for 2 weeks. My friends from the board came and visited me. Your name came up as I said I’m not going to post much, if at all, because of your constant needy whinging and threats.
So for the record everyone, it was ME, P who contacted the crazy slag, to tell her to fuck herself.
And again, I’m done.
Wow, you folks sure like to have fun. How has this not been shut down by the grownups?
These ARE the grownups Cranky…
Watching another drama-dy unfold yet again on this board a couple of things popped out.
– approx 60-75% of the bitches eventually degrade to a pissing match between WAC and others
-99% of these posts in no way reference WAC in any way but it somehow circles back
I don’t mean to be confrontational but this board is essentially being monopolized by one person and honestly I neither care or is it my business what her issues are (or is being accused of).
I laugh at the Mock the LTWWB and the LTWWL posts but this other stuff is just a shitshow.
I wasn’t going to post on this train wreck but now I will….but only just to say I’m sorry to hear about the life troubles P. I’m not part of the Bitch Crew but still, I hope things are getting better for you.
It’s okay, Boru. I believe in you. These summit people are mean to me too 🙁
Thanks, Scooter. I appreciate the sympathy. It’s one of those years, dude/dudette.
And nice sincerity, Donarius. You and PK are longtime besties, so don’t pretend to give a toss for Sheila. Unless you want to bang her, then you have my blessing.
See what I mean 🙁
A little late to the party, but here goes.
I don’t particularly enjoy seeing comments here devolving into a flamewar that gets way too personal for anyone’s comfort. I do my best to keep to the topic of the OB since that’s the aim of the boards and because, quite honestly, I’d rather let my sunny and engaging personality come out in what I write here, rather than throw out my life story and risk having someone dump all over it or throwing it in my face.
I commiserate with those of the boards whose lives away from here are not going as wonderfully as we’d like. On the other hand, I find that ignoring a poster whose comments are consistently off-topic, who’s continually on someone else’s case, who’s attempting to hijack a thread, is far more effective than engaging them and being drawn into their drama. If they’re stalking me away from the boards, hell yes I’m going to the police about it because shit got real. Ignoring the drama, and posting as little personal info to the boards as possible, are usually the best gambits.
Anyhoo, to the OB’s complaint: it sounds as though our complainant just wasn’t in the mood after the early reveal and probably should have either left or proposed a shower as a way of warming up. I probably would’ve picked the former.
Fuck all of this shit.
Didn’t Gary predict this downward spiral a few months ago when a lot of us got banned for bullying Wogdog?
I used to come on here fairly regularly, to post some witty on topic commentary, never thread hijack, kept it simple, light, shits and giggles type of stuff. It was fun, but then I sort of wandered away, for whatever reason. I just jumped in here on a whim, and I see this agonizingly long, painful, off topic nuclear ummmm, nevermind, you get the idea. I think I’ll go back to my missile silo converted to a post modern hippy hangout, and roll the blastproof door back on.
BTW, I still would like to someday show up at those LTWWB get togethers. Methinks.
Why the fuck are all of you even on here posting your lives and being a part of this drama. Why are people “bullying” people on here? WTF?! This is a comment section for a “bitch post”… what the hell is wrong with all of you..? Go out and get a life.. fuck sakes
I don’t know about the rest of you, but that comment makes me feel very bullied right now.
Who wants to meet for coffee?
Name the place Ivan, give me an hour, we’ll drink café like margaritas lol
Melissa101- Some people don’t have Facebook friends I guess, so they pretend this is a social networking site.
Me, I just lie about everything in my life on here to A: Make friends and B: To look cool.
Ivan- I would like an IvanCoffee but I reside in a province that starts and ends with O. But if you ever want to see a big waterfall theres one close to my place.
♬a place to go, a place to grow, ontariariario♬
Does anybody have access to a hot tub time machine?
No? Bugger!
Painey’s new avatar F.T.W.
for moi, it’s one of the conditions of my release that I never get within 10 feet of a human being, so this is my social networking. no one said I couldn’t piss everyone off though.
Aw, Painey, me luv, you made me break into song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18-oRTLIe3I
And now to wait for the inevitable Stompin’ Tom singalong . >; )
“Saskatoon. Saskatoon.
If yev never passed out in an old spittoon
Then yev never bin drunk in Saskatoon.”
or:
“Regina, Regina.
If the prairies had a vagina.
Sure ye’d find it in Regina.
How about:
“Edmonton. Edmonton.
Let’s git drunk an’ have some fun”
Maybe:
“Calgary. Calgary.
Let’s git drunk an’ go on a spree”
Perhaps:
“Vancouver. Vancouver.
Let’s git drunk an’ pick up some hoors”
And so it goes, all across this great land of ours, until inevitably:
“Tuktoyaktuk. Tuktoyaktuk.
Aw, who really gives a f….”
*Throws down guitar, stalks off stage, lights a smoke and drinks sullenly from a Molson stubby.*
Jeez , but he was some wordsmith , wha?
My favorite ‘Canadian’ tune:
http://youtu.be/fFN6ET3YL1c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rYnI9rPy8
stompin tom is on my playlist for tomorrow
Now do Eskasoni, Ivan!
” Now you might think this is baloney.
But Ivan’s friends with a guy from Eskasoni.
I sniff glue and build planes out of plastic,
While he brags about not paying taxes.
He likes the ganja and I like the suds
Now Sitting Bull and Custer are Summit buds.
We started out with some epic quibbling
Straight out of a poem by Rudyard Kipling.
When we get together the level of maturity
Drops to age 13, and that’s a certainty.
No target’s too sacred to avoid being harassed
While PK and SOBova just look embarrassed.
We’re one of the greatest tag teams around
Like Lewis & Clark or Allcock & Brown.
As in, I’m all cock and he’s br……..”
No, I didn’t just go THERE.
Besides, my man Biscuit is an enchanting Burnt Sienna.
Ima gon take a short break now. You might want to send the kiddies to bed cuz the 10:00 o’clock set gets a little blue.
He smelled like piss and hot gym socks and that wasn’t enough for ya? What – not enough smegma? You still hit it? Wow, you are a trooper? (Desparado?) Anyhoo, why bother sending him to the bathroom to clean up. Did you think soap and a weedwacker will suddenly turn him into prince charming? What has been smelled cannot be unsmelled.
Phat!
Don’t think he cuts hair below the equator. At least, I’ve never asked him and I ain’t about to, either.