We knew each other through highschool and I had no idea you were actually the worst possible person imaginable so here’s some advice: Stop writing your shit all over Facebook and maybe a girl would take you seriously, and do yourself a favor – extreme chick moaning while having sex is not cute, sexy or awesome, it’s straight up weird dude… —See Ya Never
This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.
So you don’t like it when your buddy moans like a chick whilst having sex with you?
My best friend from high school was my first roommate – that lusty lady was not only as vocal as a rutting moose on helium – to her credit, she could bang a headboard in perfect time to Paper Lace’s ‘The Night Chicago Died’. What a talent. You have my full sympathy, OP.
It’s dude doing the extreme chick moaning while having sex? What’s wrong with that? All bets are off during coitus.
OB’s roommate must be Desi being pegged by Kay.2