this may be in the running for the worst bitch ever and i’m sure all the comments will just tell me to chill out/get new meds/get laid/whatever, but i feel like my head is going to explode if i don’t get it out of my system.
some people are just TOO DAMN NICE. you know the ones i’m talking about. the ones who are seem to shit puppies and rainbows. not “nice” so much as “fake as all hell”. i’m not saying i want everyone to be all doom and gloom, but seriously. nothing pisses me off more than someone trying too hard to be sweet.
—isn’t it ironic
This article appears in May 21-27, 2009.


I kind of agree. I live with one. Could be worse though 😛
Haha this was a pretty lame bitch… but I agree. There’s one girl I know who is just ALWAYS so happy it absolutely drives me. The worst part is that I really can’t complain about it because, after all, she IS just “being nice”.
I completely agree.
go $#$# your self you ass hat. perhaps you would prefer everyone to act like hitler? get bent. when your on your death bed youll wish you had appreciated life. $&#$…
Hahaha obviously Rafiki is not one of the people who pisses off the OP…
No wonder Rafiki’s pissed off. His shift key is obviously broken.
Ohhhhh, the Nutrasweet Banter – yeah, I have a half dozen teeth ground down to the nubs from working with people like that in the past. Then there’s those Little Miss Happy Faces who work in large retail stores like Walmart, Superstore, et al – I expect one of them to suddenly snap and start wailing on people with the pricing gun. Always watch for the twitchy eye.
That’s whats wrong with the world today. No one appreciates nice people
HAHAHA Caity…I don’t mind nice people obviously, but have definite issues with “fake” people. Don’t be nice to me unless you mean it. I’m a big girl, if you have issue’s with something I’m doing, I won’t be able to know about these issue’s until you tell me. That doesn’t mean flip a lid, just don’t fake like something’s not a problem. Retail is a little different obviously, but yeah..I agree with the twitchy eye comment.
O, and that doesn’t mean be nasty..make that clear, you can be respectful of someone whom you don’t agree with, or sometimes get’s under your skin a little.
I completely agree OP — there was this one kid in my ceramics class in junior high who would NOT stop saying ‘sorry’. He’d clumsily walk by me, ‘sorry’. He’d borrow my pencil, ‘sorry’. I almost expected him to say ‘sorry’ after I asked him how his day was.
Awww Dino, he was awkward, clumsy, nervous, and super nice to you because he liked you! I don’t blame him 😉
I don’t mind overly nice people even when it’s phony, at least they are making an effort. More often than not they have some sort of social hang-up that causes them to try too hard.
However, if they act overly nice to your face, and then talk shit about you behind your back, which I just found out one of my co-workers is doing… THAT pisses me off.
Ah, the ole backstabbers. They’ll torture you with kindness, then finish you off with a big ass knife to the spleen.
Some people are just nice people, it’s their nature… they smile at you, hold the door, give up their seat on the bus, bake you cookies when you move in next door, catsit for you when you go on vacation. I’m sure they’re not doing it just to gall other people. For the most part nice people get walked all over and screwed over more frequently than your average person, they don’t deserve all the venom. If everyone tried to be a little nicer, even just a smidge, the world would be a better place.
Hey OP, would you like a nice kick in the nutts to put a smile on that face.
Niceness never bothers me. It’s the super “bubbley” people that piss me off. The ones that giggle at everything whether it’s funny or not, sing/hum to themselves, talk to themselves in the hopes that someone will think they’re talking to them as a way of initiating unwanted conversation, and laugh at their own jokes.
Why do I suspect Kay posted that? She just seems the curmudgeonly type…not that she has been holding it in or anything LOL!
Whenever i get sick of too many people waving, smiling and just randomly saying hi, holding open doors for people etc., I quickly hop on a plane and head back to Ottawa, Toronto or Vancouver for a weekend…sort of therapy…nothing like a quick kick in the ol’ karma to snap me back to reality…nice is better. I usually rent a car just for extra effect. Sort of like asking for the frozen boot instead of the fluffy slipper to the groin thing.
Its not that people dont appreciate nice people these days its just the overly nice people and bubbly people they get annoying
Hmm, after reading some of these comments, I think I should amend what I said: it’s not the super-nice people that bug me, it’s the ones who are so hyper and bubbly you wonder if they’re closet speed freaks. Like, Pretty much what nevermind described.
Then again, I’m American, so maybe I just expect everyone to be an asshole 😉
It’s the type of people who send you LOL cat pictures everyday… I feel like sending them back DOA cat pictures!
nice is nice in this day and age but please tone it down to the point that i DON’T want to blow chunks all over you
ps: Have a Nice Day
Overly nice people, you people are overly #&$$ed. you bitch about rudeness, and then bitch about niceness. Perhaps we should all be non chalant, wear grey jumpsuits and call each other comrade, or citizen. Would that be acceptable! AMke up yur freaken minds! your purposly #&#^$&&# #&# &#&#&#! Its so #&#&# annoying!
EVERYTHING should be in moderation.
Except maybe bacon.
Brick… the last I spoke of being nice I suggested we legislate kindness. I sign my name to all my bitches. Just get over me.
I hear that Mole Rat!
I <3 Bacon