You refuse to let your wind blow free. Why is that? I’m tired of sitting on a cushion chair and smelling a 2 day old fart that you tried to hide. In the future, let it go in the air so the wind can take it away. —Afraid to Sit Down

This article appears in Dec 15-21, 2011.

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  1. I usually lift my leg as a warning for the room to clear out. Pity those ‘left behind’. Only thing worse is a colostomy bag full of gas and a bobbie pin puncture.

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  5. lol @ Godzilla

    I hereby decree Sir zZz to be the master of link-posting. Do us proud Z, with great power.. and so on.

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  10. o.p., afart is only a burp, that went the wrong way, suck it up, and go complain about the smokers too.

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  11. No worse than you GUYS out there and your zesty dorito funk oozing from your socks onto our persian rugs ..
    Not even the febreeze will cut that smell.
    What about your ball sweat soaking into our egyptian cotton sheets! And your piss all over the toilet seat. I think the GUYS take the cake for most being the most VILE creatures.

    And might I ask why you go around sniffing cushions after girls have been sitting there? Do you sniff bicycle seats too? LMAO What a sicko-perv

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