I don’t understand why, when a woman is the one doing the dumping, they get all upset because of the breakup. You’ve just devastated someone, but you get to be the one who’s hurt? Sure I understand you feel guilty (that’s normal) but crying or even getting angry I just don’t get. You’re the one who just broke my heart, but there I am worrying about you because I still care about you. Is it that you’re just so selfish that the focus has to be on you? Or are you just trying to avoid someone actually being mad at you? —Lost My Heart Only to Find it Stepped On
This article appears in Apr 5-11, 2012.
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i don’t understand why girls do this..
if i break up with you i’m leaving asap so things don’t get awkward.
Crocodile Tears me thinks…….
Women are only good for hiding drugs. Fuck ’em.
haha, that second one is awesome, lizard
uh, this one seems a little simpler than usual.
Tell her to ‘get the fuck out’ and then proceed to continue playing mass effect 3.
You only paused the game anyways, right?
Crying woman can ruin the enveloping experience you’re trying to immerse yourself in.
women are over dramatic that’s all
i can’t even explain it.
let’s just go with they’re annoying
It is enveloping, isn’t it?
Just remember girls, when you stab a boy in the back be sure to twist the knife.
I cry when I break someone’s heart because I just have a horrible feeling and feel terrible about it. Don’t like it? Leave! OH WAIT THAT’S WHAT I WANTED YOU TO DO.
You can actually pinpoint when Mel ripped her last bf’s heart right in half.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N65IJC5A5GM
J/K Mel >: ) I never met a Simpson’s reference that I could resist
I guess that’s the take-away…
Never break up in your own place..
’cause then you’ll always have the option of just walking away.
(and stealing something on your way out…if you’re the vengeful type)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJtDt10fRqw
“Vengeful” is such a harsh word.. I prefer spiteful 🙂
See, guys are so much more practical. I just change my facebook status to “single”, and don’t answer their phonecalls. You know, the mature approach, without any annoying emotions or tears.
The tears are for your benefit. It’s an illusion that the woman is conflicted about her choice and it makes you awkward, in order to speed up the goodbye.
Lost, it’s ALWAYS about the woman. Wedding – about the bride, Babies – about the mommy, Affair – either the hubby was a scumbag screwing around or never around, Divorce – she gets everything.
Remember, she gets the gold mine and you get the shaft.
Bitches cry over dumb shit. Simple.
don’t bother trying to figure out a female mind o.p., no one except another woman knows how it works. we males were only gifted with a penis, not a brain to know how or when to use it. and we have no inkling whatsoever, of the female, even me. so i gave up trying to figure them out, a long time ago. and their signals are not the same as ours, but we are sposed to know exactly what they mean, see how it works now. forget the bitch and move the fuck on.
I’ve never had a woman cry over dumping me! What am I missing?
Mel,..
something tells me “DIE HARD with spitefulness” wouldn’t have been as successful.
Well vengeance works in that case but you should never be vengeful in relationships, only spiteful.
I left someone once after 4 years and cried the whole time. I cried because he was a great guy and I just didn’t see a forever future with him. So I don’t think it is a bad thing to cry when you are ending something that you had good memories in. If all break ups could end this peaceful way – I think it would be a good thing!!
I remember being with my girl at a restaurant some time ago and I was explaining in great detail how, in the old movies, the kookaburra’s strange call is used as a background sound in jungle scenes based in Africa!! I mean DUH, the bird is native to Australia.
Then, out of the blue, she says “Troodon, this is just not working. We need to take a break.” No tears. She even finished her meal. So don’t talk to me about tears.
I am sure you probably would have liked a few tears Troodon? Or at least for her not to finish her food. Who paid the bill? 🙂
OB ,She broke your heart , could it possibly be just dented ?
& on top of your…..pain you are concerned . perhaps OB you should look on the bright side.
After they leave you no longer have to deal with their little drama fests…like her crying while she fucks you over.
You are better off.
okay then emotionazi…