Ah yes, a global COP. Bite me. What I choose to do or not do (in this case having a nice cigar with the roof down and windows open is none of you business. I so wish you had run into me. When you were whining. I hadn’t even lighted up. I was SHOWING and explaining to my son the difference and quality. Damn right I lighted up after you decided to try and control me. PsychoCow…. Go brow beat your husband. See you in traffic bitch! —You mean nothing to me, but I’m glad i pissed you off..
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Should have quoted Kipling to the shrew:
“And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
And then farted in her mouth.
So… you lit a cigar in a vehicle with a child present? Windows down or not, OB, roof down or not I hate to break it to ya, it’s against the law if the kid is under 19. Any vehicle. Any time.
Whether one agrees or disagrees is another matter entirely.
So as a result of your anger towards the PsychoCow, your son gets the punishment?
What punishment? Go Bad Grandpa on the nosey fishwife’s ass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSS0iNxp9K0
Bonding moment with Junior; teaching moment for Professor Umbridge
Cate, who said it was a child. He said son, who could be anywhere from new born to 70 years old or more.
Dumb dude can’t light up his big tobacco penis to show his sonny boy? He just wanted to show that poor woman he’s a REAL man – hahahahahahahahaha! You’re such a ‘tool’, OP – bahawhawhawhaw!!!!! This’d be plain sad if it wasn’t so hysterically funny.
what I find so amusing about this one is that he protests against her trying to control him, and then freely admits that he lit up the cigar as a direct result of her actions.
like a puppet. too funny. if I ever meet him I shall smack him in the face then demand that he NOT give me 1000$. and then i’ll buy lunch for everyone.
Tim, that’s why I clarified in my comment “if the kid is under 19.” Based on the fact that the woman felt the need to pass comment about a person smoking in their private vehicle, and based on OB’s assertion that “what I choose to do or not do (in this case having a nice cigar with the roof down and windows open is none of your business…I hadn’t even lighted up” I presumed that the son was in fact a minor.
Normally when people are so on the offensive, it is because they know they are doing something wrong and don’t like having it pointed out.
I doubt very seriously that the woman would have had an issue with 90 year old dad lighting up in front of his 70 year old kid.
“I hate stepping outside for a smoke & some guy coughs like your lungs are his !” – passenger
Love the hate song OB
Too many people out there thinking their opinion is important … when it really means sweet fuck all to the rest of us . ~; )
Were you also explaining to your son the hazzards of smoking and the quality of life?