To the four young Middle Eastern guys at a certain dance bar on Saturday night… coming up to my friend and I and pushing yourselves on us and grinding up against us is not cool. We gave you no indication we welcomed you or even had the faintest interest in you. Even after we walked away, you followed us and continued your perverse antics and sexual harassment. It might be okay in your homeland to treat women like sex objects for your small-dicked pleasure, but this is Canada so you had better wisen up. There are no 42 virgins here for you. —Frosh Chick
This article appears in Sep 1-7, 2011.
Sexism vs. Multiculturalism. Hoochie mama. This is the kind of dilemna that makes leftie’s heads explode. To the Canadian Human Rights Commission, Batman!
There are zero virgins after Frosh week is over
This is why you go downtown with male friends that will beat the fuck out of douchebags for you!
That’s right, OP, because here in N. America, nobody treats women like sex objects :/
Sorry you got sexually harassed, but if it were four white douchebags doing the harassing, would you feel the need to make mention of their ‘homeland’? Being offended by someone of another ethnicity doesn’t give you carte blanche to make racist remarks. Those dudes were assholes for not taking no for an answer, and you’re an asshole for making it about race.
Rosie FTW.
Yep, we’ve got lots of home grown cornholes right here in the Western World:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp8Ny3MvJFQ…
haha, thanks ttfn, that’s what came to mind
I don’t like it when men grab and grind on me randomly either, so I don’t go to the Dome. OH speaking of the Dome, my friend’s brother’s friend (teehee) took a picture of this lovely lady outside of the Dome a couple weeks ago who was sitting outside on the sidewalk and had just shit herself and FUCK it was everywhere *shudder*. Just thought I’d let you all know 😀
Me0w, sorry. This is something that a lot of these pricks do. They come from a culture where sex is on a par with murder and then dash over here hoping to score some easy tail because, hey, we’re all whores and whore mongers in the west, right?
There are more on spring garden road grabbing random asses.
This is bullshit. If you come here from ANYWHERE, know the fucking rules before you hit baggage claim. We’re expected to show total sensitivity when we’re outside canada so maybe that rule should apply to EVERYONE in a foreign country and not just westerners.
you could tell the size of their cocks because of how they were rubbing up against you?
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We’re expected to show total sensitivity when we’re outside canada so maybe that rule should apply to EVERYONE in a foreign country and not just westerners.
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Hey businessman!
Remember to tip your child prostitute on your sex tourism trip to Thailand!
Oh no! Is this a tipping Bitch now?!?
Grrrrr !!!
And I hate to gum up this Bitch with facts and junk, but I’ve been to the Dome(not for years, insh’Allah). You’re gonna gripe about the *brown ones* acting like you’re meat?
You’re in the facking Liquor Dome.
You’re. All. Facking. Meat.
Now go give some fauxhawk doosh a handjob in the bathroom in exchange for a bump of crystal meth, Daisy Sue.
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It might be okay in your homeland to treat women like sex objects for your small-dicked pleasure, but this is Canada so you had better wisen up.
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Yes, we in North America don’t treat women as “sex objects”.
Do we?
Hey! Who won the wet t-shirt contest that night? The smart girl?
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There are no 42 virgins here for you. —Frosh Chick
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I bet you’re not a virgin, are you. You dirty girl.
You *are* stupid though. You got the number of virgins wrong for martyrdom, and reduced their brown skin and (unknown, to YOU) national origin to Al Quaida, didn’t you?
It’s great you’re going to university.
There’s a difference between being *educated*, and going to school.
You’re merely going to school.
Otherwise you are a poor representation of a Canadian young woman engaged in higher learning.
You’re a classless tramp who doesn’t like brown people and shits on them and makes presumptions on their religion etc based on your own ignorance and prejudices.
That’s right!
Daddy’s Little Girl is just a racist cunt.
Go fuck yourself.
Boy, I hope this cumdragon posts comments on the thread.
“wisen up”
(facepalms)
English major, huh?
Hahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!
So…Middle Eastern guys are still slimy. They were pulling that shit in the 80’s. Don’t they just make your skin crawl?
And their behaviour in a bar on a Saturday night is different from Canadian guys – how?
Pk… FTW?
for the win
Oh… okay good… I thought it meant Fuck The Whitegirl… and I don’t even OWN an iPhone
No doubt these 2 “ladies” were dressed in a minis skirt barely covering their asses and had their tits hanging out of something that would better fit a 2 year old. I am not saying it is excusable, but come on girls. You walk into a busy bar with a bunch of drunk young men, you wear next to nothing, and then you complain when you get unwanted attention and how you never meet nice guys. Yep. Cant figure that one out either.
Damn OP, if you would have slapped them, they might have exploded. You’re lucky to be alive.
i believe it is actually 72 virgins, and they only get them if they die, while killing the phophets enemies. so i guess you lucked out, this time, just don’t move into a tall building o.p.
“for the win”
I’ll bet I’m only 10 years older than you, and in my day it meant ‘fuck the world.’
sounds better to me, if i ever use that acronym, which i won’t. if i do ibimb
Point is… I won… something… whoo hoo! Yaaah me!
because you have seen the boyos, in the shoppe, you wear the badge. not the badgers^^
Badgers? Badgers?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx6TBrfCW54
screee, way to represent bitch
If you mean, the delightful ironic twist on racial stereotype humour, then 🙂
This may be too traumatic for kitty lovers 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qbc2J0zZr8
I know it’s been posted before…
Here ya go Rosie
http://www.brainlesstales.com/images/2011/…
Fourier Transmission Wave
And if anybody slaps sebastian or even rubs up against him they go home with that fag, er that AIDS on them!
c’mon chub, fess up now, you really like seb, and are afraid to say so. i never met the dude, but he would still be good for a yuk, yuk.
Nope. There’s no such thing as homosexuality in Jewish blood, Uncle Suckx. We’re God’s people and Our Father forbids that lifestyle.
*thinks about searching for Jewish gay porn to prove donair wrong, decides against it*
come now young one…
let’s braid our penises into a challah just like our ancestors…
Oh my…
In y’days Metro was a little note about some middle eastern scumbag who grabbed a womans arse as she and her friend were walking in the south end. After he was called out, he apologised – maybe he thought that’s how we propose marriage here?
The Canadian Human Rights Politburo has ruled that the woman must attend cultural sensitivity training. >; /
You can’t lump all the middle easterners into one pot, but there’s no denying that many of the countries they come from have what we would consider archaic views on women and their rights/place in society.
Plenty of white North Americans are pigs too. Especially boys that age. These kids were probably among the richest where they come from, maybe that has something to do with it. I too have had difficulties with them at the club. They just haven’t adjusted to our culture and the way we do things here. It takes time. Those guys probably won’t learn though. Ol’ Night at the Roxbury azz motherfuckers.
Now, something else I want everyone to chew on, because guys always get flack for this type of behavior, but guess what…
GIRLS DO IT TOO!!!!!!!!
Am I right fellas? I’ve seen it and had it done to me. It’s just as pathetic and annoying. Not only that but most women aren’t as good at handling rejection as they could be. An honest “I’m not interested” could translate into a drink in your face.
So get over yourself OP, you gotta take the good with the bad. You’re probably at least semi attractive, and I’m sure you have no problem taking the perks that come along with that, so you gotta deal with the horny, socially inept jerks at the dome. A lotta girls out there would KILL for ANY of this attention you’re complaining about. Suck it up princess, this is to be expected at these types of establishments.
girls do it too… but are more inclined, I find, to do so in groups….
as if it’s somehow okay then if they have witnesses.
ex/ bachelorette parties…. THE single most aggravating gathering of ladies turned annoying bitches ever.
Speaking of middle eastern men — I just talked to THE most beautiful man I’ve ever seen and OH HAY he’s middle eastern. Very polite and outgoing and a smarty pants too. Caught my eye across the library and then came over to see me. 🙂 So suck it, OB. There are plenty of white boys who are asshats just as there are middle eastern guys. Or Asian guys, or black guys, or whateverthefuckethnicityrace guys.
ANd hay now, zed last bachelorette I went to all of the menz we talked to enjoyed the attention. Mind you, we didn’t throw our crotches at them and we weren’t dressed like sluts (jeans and t shirts), but at the end of the night we had a following of a few handsome gentlemen. Very respectful young fellows.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wRXa971Xw0
that was awesome^^love it lovepink
Nah zZz, there’s gotta be worse than that.. hmm let me think… I’ma go with the “first night downtown together” flock (bonus points for puking/crying) or perhaps the group of hot girls with the one ugly, usually overweight friend who has a cock-blocking mother hen complex, and thinks every man is a rapist kidnapping psychopath. Great use of time there. I call those the Repunsel clique.
And let’s not forget the split personality crew, who are all teeth, laughs and eyelashes until drinks are bought at which point they become all eye rolls, neck bobbles and bored “what are you still doing here?” looks. A slight variation is the ones who somehow manage to sprint in high heels once they’ve been bought a drink. I call them the Hussein Bolt collective. As for the elite ones who have mastered teleportation, those are commonly referred to as “Spok Bitches”
“Turned around and she was fuckin GONE!! The bitch fuckin Spok’ed me!”
Steer clear of those and give me a bachelorette party any day. Just don’t hang around too long, one of them will try to marry you.
lol I couldn’t resist ladies, forgive me.
working as a bouncer… bachelorette parties are worse.
maybe for a paying customer, ok… sure… I’ll give ya that.
it’s all perspective.
I dunno, I haven’t been in that scene in so long anyways…
who knows what new cross-breeds there are out there.
There are douchebags of all races, but I find it hard to believe no mention of a gaseous cloud of eyewatering cologne anywhere in this bitch. Makes me wonder if it’s even true, everyone knows the scent of a middle eastern douchebag can be smelled at least two blocks away, and hangs in the air for another three. You should have fastened the last four or five buttons of his shiny shirt and poured a drink over his head, which I’m sure would have beaded right off that crusty hairdue.
You don’t wanna know zZz. I could NEVER be a bouncer. I see where you’re coming from now.
My room mate bounced at the dome for about a year and most of the problems he had were with the young ladies. This one chick punched him in the nuts because she kept knocking down a slippery when wet sign and he kept telling her to stop. I’d have beat her up for sure, at least hit her once, in the head, probably about as hard as I could. I admire his restraint, he just picked her up and dragged her outta there kicking crying and screaming and threw her in the gutter. I’ve never hit a woman but that’s where I’d draw the line. Who raises these SETs?
lol Stevie FTW!
ALSO. I’d like to point out that as far as places I’ve been, the young men are classier than in Nova Scotia, and as a result (among other things, I’m sure) the women are a little warmer and less stuck up/prudish. Everywhere I go, whether it be New York, Europe, Montreal, I notice this.
NS men could learn a thing or two from men of other parts of the world. There are pricks and good people everywhere you go though.
Ugh, Tommy, you reminded me of that time at “CreeMan’s Brittle Blue Pork”. I was ambushed coming out the washroom by a ravenous cougar. I could feel the heat from her vagina as she ground me into the wall. And no it wasn’t a sexy cougar.
Good breakdown of bar cliques TommyJules.
i thought they served pizza, i don’t want cougar juice in my pie
damn GV I forgot all about the cougar crew. That’s a whole nother story. I’ve never really had problems with them. I’m not a taxidermist.. I don’t stuff cougars lol. I figure there will be plenty of time for that when I’m old. Only so many years you can pull young, hot women.. unless you’re rich maybe.
Thank FS, glad you liked it.
OP should have turned his nuts into rubble.
OP may not be PC, but many ME men are brought up over there to believe they rule the roost, whether you guys want to admit it or not. Not all of them are jerk-offs, but there is an underlying entitlement to treat women here like they do over there. I think the Dome brings that element from under their rocks. Not all are bad, though.
Call me Miss Spok ;D I am nimble and can easily maneuver around packs of people. Ladies are just like slot machines, put your money/drinks into them and maybe you’ll get lucky but wiff mee sir, I am a trick slot machine that you will never win. Don’t suck your teeth at me, we are both terrible people playing a dirty game, Mr. High-and-Mighty. Oooh those bitch ladies, ignoring you after you buy them something to cloud their judgment so maybe you’ll get to sleep with them later – those CUNTS!
Gosh that was awful 😀
On the contrary, you one-armed bandit. Pretty accurate.
Also, another term for the Spok-ing is “throwing ninja smokes” as in, “one minute she was there and then, poof! she was gone. She threw here ninja smokes”
http://demotivate.me/mediafiles/full/41620…
Sorry. Correction to my last post: It should read “threw HER ninja smokes”, not HERE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmT5GXSNohQ
I, for one, Mel have never bought a girl a drink with the intentions of clouding her judgement or tricking her into sleeping with me. I don’t buy girls drinks anymore though. Ever.
See how far that “all men are pervs/pigs” mentality gets you, see you in 30 years when you’re alone and bitter.
I am quite the opposite of “all men are pigs” :P. I can’t stand women and feel much more myself and comfortable around men. I just don’t like those boys who think buying a lady a drink is something special, like I’m supposed to hang with you all night or something. You offer to buy me a drink, you buy me one. Okay done. If there is some expectation that goes along with a drink, then it’s not really such a thoughtful gesture is it? So why should I feel bad? Buy a lady a kitten and she will be yours :).
PS: in 30 years I best be a crazy cat lady or I WILL be bitter.
Haha! Fair enough Mel. I dunno, to me if I ask someone if they want a drink it’s because I want to have a drink with them and maybe some convo. I feel like that should be assumed. That’s probably why I don’t take that approach anymore.
Kittens don’t fit in my pockets too well. lol I’m imagining if they had a kitty store at the Palace or something. “send one over to that brunette at that table over there.. yeah the black n white one, she’ll love that”
Maybe it’ll catch on.
I feel you on the buying a drink and trying to hang around all night though..
Most men will die not knowing how to attract/turn on women, some of us just get lucky.
I just saddle on up beside them, give ’em that confident, man-swagger look, (arched eyebrow and ladykiller smile) and say, “Hey. Just to let you know, I got a 12 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.” ….vodka only really stings the eyes for like maybe 5 minutes, tops. After that, it’s more of a mild burn. Not pleasant, but, not unbearable.
I learned my pickup techniques from this guy:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZdTU00jkrCM/TJnS…
Send a table of girls an order of french fries. The one who starts eating them is the one you want to focus on.
Also with the kitten idea, there would be no fear of getting roofied. I think I’m on to something! It would help with cat population and give some dumb ladies something to care about other than Jersey Shore or whatever it is the kids like these days.
Mel for mayor.
BUT DON’T YOU ALREADY HAVE A LADY FRIEND, AVAST?
You DAWG! 😛
I’m there with the kittens, though, mel.
PK, How do you think I met her? lol Geez, if you believed everything I’ve typed on this site, we need to talk. I got some ocean front property in Truro to sell you. 😛
Duh. I WAS BEING FACETIOUS.
Hence the “:P”
Frig. You’re really off your game today, fuckface.
heehee <3
fuckface and the creepy ginger, what a friday^^
ooohhhhhhh….Kitty FTW. Bonus points for using fuckface. lol
And, Um…if you notice…I had a “:P” in my post as well so neener neener to you. (<3 back atcha!)
BTW, how IS your FACEITIS (infected head gash)today? Is it getting any better?
lol there are allergy concerns though, Mel. Not to mention as bad as having a drink thrown in your face must be, I’m sure a frightened, clawing kitten would be much worse. Especially if followed by a drink.
And if course it’s only a matter of time before one of the poor little buggers get stepped on.
lol it’d be a good idea for some type of skit.
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestor…
i already marked an ✖ for critter guy, mel, but you can be deputy mayor or deputy dawg^^ http://www.bptigertown.com/deputy-dawg.jpg
Those are valid concerns Tommy. I guess there would be a separate section in some bars called the “Kitteh Bar” which will be patrolled by Anon and golden retrievers to kick some ass if someone is threatening the welfare of the felines.