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You said you were coming over and bringing drinks. You bring a SIX PACK of beer for both of us to share. Wow, how will I ever contain my excitement! A whole three beers! I barely even caught a buzz, you cheapo! Sober as a judge on a Friday night. BUT you made sure to buy a TWELVE pack of condoms! Needless to say, they went unopened. You’re a fuckin’ piece of work, man. You’re cute, but you’re not THAT cute. —Gone Downtown, Thanks for the Rubbers
This article appears in Jun 23-29, 2016.
What?! So you want to be drunk when you get pregnant? I will never understand the logic of women….
There’s serious ching-ching-ching with those welfare babies, Charlie – could buy herself a flat of beer every week if she played her ovaries right.
So he if he brought a 40 and you got drunk and fucked, what is the guarantee that you wouldn’t have the following morning regrets. I wouldn’t touch anybody who was in any way at all buzzed.
What is the problem? He did bring drinks, just not enough to get you blotto and in the mood. At least he also came prepared just in case things turned out differently in the humping dept. Next time plan ahead and have some booze on hand in case your next friend also does not bring a keg .
So, you would have given the pussy up if he brought a 12-pack. Man, some people’s standards are just out of reach for the average Joe!
Poprah, She’ll do ass to mouth for a quart of rum and a few hits out of a crack pipe.
Good prostitutes negotiate the price before hand.
If three beers leaves you buzz-less, your booze tolerance is in binge-drinking territory. Three beers for a night at home is pretty sufficient, unless you’re an alcoholic or an undergrad.