Ouch! Goddammit! I’m allergic to codeine. —In Pain

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  1. There’s a new editor now? This is news to me. OP, are there any milder pain meds you can take to dull it at least?

  2. O SHIT..sorry grammer nazi’s…my fucking bad, thank god it will be fixed before any of them read this…

    *their

  3. I am too.
    So they used morphine on me !
    I’d rather be in pain.
    the dissolve into warm happiness doesn’t last long, nor does it make up for .
    your digestive system stops working.
    there’s bugs crawling under your skin !
    your incapacitated & on the nod for 98% of the time between shots .

  4. I don’t know what they used on me but I remember laughing as they did their work….
    so I guess it was effective.

    now the eating skills later on were not so much.
    It should not take 3 hours to eat a fillet of panfried fish.

  5. Plastic Diver Guy: Andy ‘Webeditor’ Murdoch announced his departure for ‘greener pastures’ last week in the ‘To Whom It May Concern’ bitch from which you must have been absent.

  6. let’s hope to fuck it ain’t that dude, rick conrad from the horrid, you won’t be able to even poop then.

  7. An allergy to codeine would translate to an allergy to other narcotics, I would assume.

    I’m sure there’s a high end non narcotic they can give you, like a cortisone shot.

  8. damn, I’d turn the cortisone shot down….
    and you shouldn’t be smoking with big gaping holes in your mouth!
    people THINK…. be safe and use a vaporizer.

  9. Toradol… it’s like a great big Advil most often prescribed post surgery. Combine with one marvelous Nytol and ask the weedhog to tuck you in it will be all over before you know it AND you won’t be a junkie afterward (98% don’t get high off Toradol)

  10. back in my day we didn’t have no fancy pain fix’n remedies you had a painalating tooth and yea had the barber yank the damn thing out after yall guzzled back a gallon of his finest shine:) yep i reckon yep

  11. My back feels worse than my wisdom teeth right now because of my busted ass gallbladder (surgery on wednesday thank FUCK)…I’ve been on prescription advil for the past week and….it takes the edge off enough to make it bearable.

    Maybe see if you can get some of this, OP? No codeine in it, I’m pretty sure and I doubt anything you get OTC is going to help to any great extent (didn’t when my wisdom teeth were growing in and didn’t for my back pain).

  12. NO PAIN NO GAIN! FEEL THE PAIN!

    WHAT DOESN’T KILL YOU WILL ONLY MAKE YOU STRONGER!

    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  13. martym, “back in the day” you’d rub a little cocaine on it, take a swill then open wide for the dentist bearing a hacksaw.

  14. Kay: Funny you mention Toradol, that’s what I was given; the pain is subsided, and in two weeks the thing will be ripped out… I’ll be sure to visit the boards then and blunder around on the lovely codeine-free drugs they give me mwahaha!

  15. Let you backbone slide….in the dentist’s chair as he grabs you head and hair and pulls like a mother fucker on that oh so little wise wisdom tooth.

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