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It makes me sick seeing you walk around the house in your underwear with a brown stain in the ass. Don’t you use toilet paper? I won’t sit in that chair you always park your dirty ass in. I hope you don’t sit on the furniture nude when I’m not home. —Don’t Sit There
This article appears in Nov 24-30, 2011.
15 Comments
Buy him a box of baby wipes and tell him to use them after he takes a dump.
Problem solved.
Well.. if you really want to solve the mystery you can find out how hairy he is. If he has a ton of ass-hair, nothing short of a powerful bidet is going to get rid of the clingers.
Seeing as this intelligence offers no solution either way, i reckon you’ll be less traumatized if you don’t ask.
p.s. Happy anniversary, my beloved!
Squeeeeeee!
-your Shipoopie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjazkgtcrms…
It’s true, IK. He might have an assfro. Poor guy. I hope this bitch is about a guy anyways.. Shudder.
that’s just nasty…
Oh dear gawd, this is why there is a layer of fecal matter on everything on the planet.
Could be worse OB, she could also have blood stains on the front.
It appears the in thing in Halifax is to be filthy, mostly women and I dont have any female friends and I dont want any. I only chill with men.
“Homer, he prefers the company of men…”
“Who doesn’t!”
What kind of drunkass trailertrash walks around in there tighty-whiteys (avec shit stains), and plants their nasty ass on the furniture? This has got to be FAKE!!! If not…it’s time to pack their shit (and shitty gitch), plant it on the front lawn and change the locks. Fuck that’s gross.
Assfro! That’s hilarious! Are you going to copyright that term too Tommy? Along with SET?
Washing a hairy anus takes diligence and determination and shouldn’t be taken lightly. If you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks, you know you’re not doing a good job of this.
Buy him some black and navy undies OP, at least you won’t have to look at the stain that way.
Ok WTF
this bitch has all kinds of potential to comment on, but i won’t waste any more time on it, other than this bit.
“If you throw your underwear against the wall and it sticks…”
much like pasta… they’re done.
ewwwwwwwwww
lol I won’t take credit for that one Trood. I first heard it used on a different message board. The thread was about a similar topic.