To the lovely man waiting for the bus in Burnside last week:
I was desperately running to catch a bus in Burnside as I saw its left flasher turn on, and my hat blew off my head. I was totally willing to sacrifice my hat so I could catch this bus and not be late. But this sweet (and attractive) man ran after me and passed me my hat as I was getting on. You made me so happy.
—I love you.
This article appears in Feb 11-17, 2010.


Nope, I haven’t caught any random hats in Burnside lately. Not me.
hahaha fuck q, I don’t usually read LTWWL, but the last three loves I read that you commented on made my night.
“fuck q”
I know you want to! I could make and complete your night.
Yes, thank you, I am indeed quite the comedian. Better when I’m drunk and/or high, which I’m not tonight. Oww…