To all you dumb bastard drivers who try to switch lanes before the line becomes dotted, fuck off. Wait the extra 15 seconds and you’ll notice that traffic will run much more smoothly. One of these days I’m going to let one of you fucks hit my car before it’s legal for you switch lanes, maybe then you’ll learn some fucking road etiquette. —Pet Peeved

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  1. This drives me up the wall too! It is solid for a reason. When I pass by there, I keep my right of way on a solid white line and if someone tries to come in they simply hear my horn.

  2. Shock and awe that the general public can’t navigate a cluster-fuck of a setup like that….
    I don’t know who’s crack the designers were smoking that day,
    but it’s some good shit.

  3. Agreed. Just like the cross walk… Wait till the person crossing reaches the other side before you drive, unless you want your bumper to get boot-fucked!

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