I’ve been hellbent on seeing what’s been going wrong and conspiracies that didn’t exist to see the good in people everything and my life. —See the light
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“conspiracies that aren’t there”
You mean to say that Jian Gomeshi WASN’T fired for threatening to go all Julian Assange on us and exposing the Ottawa shooting as a false flag operation engineered by the Harper government and Big Pharma to begin covertly seeding the drinking water with psychotropic drugs? GULL -LIBULL!
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“Our safe word – “Budget Cuts”
Less time on conspiracy theories and more time on grammar studies.
THE RAPTURE!
Come on into the tent brother, you’ve just experienced the rapture! That’s right brother, the rapture! It’s just that you’re on the wrong site.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
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Conspiracy theories are a waste of time and energy. So are used crucifixes at Value Village. Which begs the question: should used crucifixes be sold as back scratchers?
Just because somethings a theory …doesn’t mean it ain’t true !
& what else is a crucifix good for , besides scratching those hard to reach areas. sticking in the garden so you put the empty seed package on to label a row .
Oh & nailing people to…. let us not forget their primary use ~:D
Speaking of nailing …anyone hear the one about Jesus, walking into an Inn, he tosses 3 spikes on the counter & asks if anyone will put him up for the night ~;p
Thank you for the afternoon belly laugh, Mr. More.
May I counter with one of the jokes we lapsed Catholics enjoy:
Jesus is on the cross and he keeps calling: ‘Paul! Paul’ His apostle Paul runs up and says, ‘Yes, lord?’ ‘Paul! Paul!’, Jesus says again. ‘Yes, lord?’ Paul repeats. Jesus then lifts his weary head and says” ‘Paul, Paul, I can see your house from here, Paul.’
“How does Moses make his coffee?”
“He brews it.”
Most modern conspiracy theories are nothing can trace their lineage to the “Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion”, itself a forgery concocted by the Okrhana, the Czarist secret police.
“The Iliad” stands as the progenitor of all conspiracy theories. All those omnipotent Olympians interfering in the Trojan war, tipping the scales of battle from one side to another while the mortals could only scratch their heads and wonder “Why”
Great, that would have been funny if you used, Peter or Mathew or one of the other nine Apostles who were with him at the time. Paul didn’t become an Apostle until some years after the Crucifixion. In fact until his epiphany on the road to Damascus, he persecuted Christians.
My knowledge of the apostles is lacking, Bro Tim, but we still laughed at it as teens. Before I tossed religion in the rubbish where it belonged.
Pass the back scratcher, Sister Ethel Rita of the Sacred Gopher Holes.
I saw a bible once.
I hope you emotionally recovered from the experience, Nuk.
Hey Great
It was funny , no matter what name you used… until someone pointed it out. I never realized they weren’t an apostle at the time…but since its a fictions event we’re talking about (but funny none the less) I laughed & then laughed even harder that someone felt the need to point out your mistake …(by the way , when i heard that way back when i was a lad, it was Peter …Peter …)
L O L O L
My 15 year old self thought it was hysterically funny. Of course, this was back in the day when we called the Sisters of Clarity ‘hoods’, ‘crows’ and ‘penguins’. I honestly hope if there is a hell, the nuns are burned extra crispy in dirty grease. Foul representations of womankind. That’s what happens when Jesus won’t fuck you.
Oh how I long for the days of old, when sock puppet, gone hunting and survivor bitches lit up my screen. *sigh*
Thems were the days.
I don’t miss the two old ladies hardon for me….. well in a way, lol. But I do miss the drunken wine postings. Those were awesome.
Maybe this place could use a little more black bikinis…….
I also miss the candies “punx” from the ’90’s.
Fuck you Willy Wonka!!!
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I don’t get it.
😕
I miss Chippoppity, “Bakersfield P.D.” and the 2 cool waiters at Ma Fia’s. (And the ‘buca laced bouilliabaise.)
I’d forgotten Ma Fia’s. It was a cozy little spot, unpretentious, and the staff were exceptionally pleasant. They made great calzones in their wood fired oven. Maybe it will rise from the ashes again the way leBistro did.
RSVP:
Mr Hyde (4:39 pm)
If your confusion arises from the candy then all you need to know is the watermelon kind was the best. It was also discontinued because of the cultural shift of the youth during the mid to late 90’s. Let me know if this helps.
Nukka
You’re right beans, fantastic kitchen and great staff. Only place I’ve eaten where you could substitute Spag Bol for chips with your steak. Something very Tony Soprano-ish about that.
Great place to get quietly sozzled.
(We miss you, Amber. *Ivan and SOBova quietly raise tequila shots and toast the Swallow from The Happy Prince*)