Alright. Listen up, woman. I love you to death. I’m pretty sure you’re the devil, or at the very least some sort of demon sent to fuck up my life because of some awful karma from a previous incarnation, but hey, I love your evil ass. The thing is… I’m broke as shit. You KNOW I’m broke as shit. How do you expect me to pay the mortgage, the bills, buy groceries, while you sit at home day after day doing shit all? You’re a leech. A blood-swollen, feisty motherfucking leech. And you’re draining me dry, like a fat kid sucking the juice out of his KoolAid Jammer. I’m keeping receipts. I’m tracking this shit. And if you break up with me, I want a goddamn refund. —Pathetic & In Love
This article appears in Aug 25-31, 2011.
Well OB, you’re definately living up to your handle on this one…PATHETIC! I call bullshit on this one.
hahaha, you lose pal, your wife will never go back to work once you let her stop. hahah.
Remember though, if she wants TRADITIONAL. IE, man works, woman takes care of the house. Then make sure she takes care of the house, and you. Thats the way it works.
OH YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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Does she fuck you, OP?
A wise fat doniar loving friend once told me “everyone pays for ass.”
STOP DOUBLE POSTING, ZED.
FFS.
*cackles*
It’s gonna get a whole lot worse, OP, so you’d better think of some strategy to extract yourself from this lazy slugwoman before you start scrubbing her backfat with a towel tied to a snow shovel.
The fat kid analogy was uncalled for.
Face it, the love is one sided. You are in an abusive relationship, borrow some balls and dtmfa.
Dude, guys like you are a disservice to the rest of us. Grow something called a dick, and these things called balls, and lay the fuckin law down. She’ll probably like it and respect you more for it. Or she’ll throw a princess SET hissyfit and you will either cave, or do what a man with male genitalia and a backbone would do, and throw her out and let her find some other sucker to leech off.
She’s probably fucking some other guy on the side who wouldn’t spring for a fucking cheeseburger off the dollar menu. Look up the words “trick” “simp” and “lame” on urban dictionary, or just look in the mirror.
I don’t even blame her, nor any woman who uses her love to get money. It’s lame motherfuckers like you who have nothing to offer but financial security that are the problem. Stop trickin
hi kettle… I’m pot.
please don’t smoke me.
Yeah, ah, good luck with that.
“hi kettle… I’m pot.
please don’t smoke me.”
That was the point.
IT WAS MEANT TO BE HUMOUROUS, OK?
LAUGH DAMNIT! LAUGH!
She is using you Bud. Lay it on the line or she will have to go. It’s that simple. Woman can be so evil. Oh, and she is probably fucking your best friend. Sorry, but you better investigate that too.
Next time don’t meet women in the bank lineup on cheque day.
lolly lolly oxen free…..
mmmm…. oxen…..
lima oscar lima zulu
I wanna bring oscar to work with me! He can sit on my desk and sing me songs all day!
Also: you’re silly, zed!
I’d like to get sucked dry, too. any tips?
Good luck on getting that refund.
…But she looks like Salma Hayek and fucks harder than a porn star, right? …RIGHT?
No, then BOOT to the curb… but remind me why you love her?
“remind me why you love her?” – can you say Monica Lewinsky
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Could be worse, OB. You could be a gay man dating sebastian or just dating any random Mo.
just be glad she is at least sucking something out of you.then again, maybe you are seb’s woman?
OP, bitches are a dime a dozen in this city. You can get some pussy from any of them. Throw that hoe out to the curb with the trash.
Listen to seb speaking like a true disease-spreading parasite! 🙂
“You can’t make a ho a housewife” Snoop D-o-double gizzle
This better not be my husband or you are in for an ass whuppin kool aid jammer style biatch!! 🙂
i googled that, i am very sorry i did^^but hay knowledge is knowledge