Why do you think that it is alright to fart beside me. We all have to fart by stay the Hell away from me cause your fucking ass stinks!!!!!
—I hate Rude people!
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2009.
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shut up. farting is like sneezing or yawning.
its not like they grabbed you by the head, shoved it into their ass and farted in your face.
LIsten stupid. How bought I drink all night and eat a lot of pizza and sit for 8 floors in an elevator or in line at Walmart with you and shit my pants for the ensueing 15min and see how aggrivated you get. get fucked!
pfft. i’m too classy to shop at walmart.
I hate smelling other people’s shit just as much as the next person, but somtimes it hurts to hold it in. Sometimes you just HAVE to.
Just be thankful you’re not getting the dutch oven.
Complaining about farts is like complaining about a crying baby. They’re both really noisy and equally as rancid in smell.
kilo: ahahahahahahahaha!!!! pansy! It’s a natural bodily function! Deal with it! I hope you get trapped in an elevator with 10 gassy people who will just let rip!!
It’s so funny, this guy tries to come across as some tough bad-ass with half his posts (note his “speech” pattern, etc), yet his delicate senses are so offended by a fart!! Oh shit that’s funny! Get it? Shit! Ahahahahahaha!!!
A fart is often unintentional, unlike that nasty man perfume you’re probably wearing right now… Pussy.
I tried to hold one in before to be polite and when I got outside, let it go and I sharted. Now I just let them fly. Never again will I hold it in to build the pressure
a bitch about farting. how juvenile and pointless. lets all laugh when the teacher says penis.
bodily function here people. nothing new. i can handle a little smell from time to time and still be an adult about it.
LOL you said penis
I suppose it depends where you were…. an mostly empty bus and the only other person had to sit right next to you and pinch one out? that’s not cool…
an elevator? we’re not in NY here, it doesn’t take but a couple mins to get top to bottom. Hold those if you can.
A movie theatre? well if it’s the previews, maybe pop out for a sec if you like but you know you’re still going to be there a while so whatever. As long as the screen isn’t flapping in the breeze, it’ll pass.
Either way, the ol’ coughart doesn’t work.
If you’re anything like Adam Sandler’s hypnotist, seek medical treatment.
I know! I hate it when some arsehole shits in my pants!
“A fart is a cry for help from a trapped turd”.
People eat, people get gas from eating. What is 1 supposed to do with the impending gas affair. Save it or release it, it’s any body’s guess. In my opinion, when my body tells me to do something, I do it. It’s called a gut instinct people.
with a name like kilo, i’m guessing he’s some 18 year old wigger that reads conspiracy websites and doesn’t take smack from anybody.
As an avid X-tuber, I have seen many videos of people getting thrills fromthis bodily function whilst browsing. No I haven’t watchted them, but just to remind people that the OP is prob some nut who gets off on this kinda thing and is enjoying the fact that we’re all aware of the gaseous misadventures at his place of work. Jerk on farty mc farterson, jerk on.
Shmeh, as much as I don’t relish the smell of other’s flatulance…it’s a fact of life. I suspect your shit don’t smell like roses either buddy.