First off, were on a bus.. theres 50 other seats to choose from and of course you sit right next to me. Why in the world, when you know for a fact that your sick since I can tell just by looking at you.. WHY would you sit by me? what the fuck is wrong with you? are you honestly that stunned.. obviously! fuck, you looked at me WHILE sneezing & say “sorry im sick”. no shit dumb fuck i already knew that.. next time you get on a bus you fucking dumb fuck… sit in a seat by yourself noone wants your dirty ass germs. I dont appreciate having to stare out the window & hold my breath til youre stupid ass gets off the bus. So now, here i am sittin here.. sick as a dog while you are probly on the bus somewhere SITTING BY YOURSELF happy as can be. go fuck yourself you fucking asshole. i hate you with a passion
This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2008.
No one chooses to be sick. Try to be more compassionate.And remember, I’m watching.
It was pretty weird that she chose to sit next to you on an empty bus..but you weren’t tied down to that seat, were you? You could have gotten up and moved to the other end of the bus if you wanted to.Just sayin.
Hey, God, why do all your messages sound like fucking fortune cookies?
Perhaps TTFN my lamb, the question you should be asking is why do the fortune cookies all sound like me. And remember, I’m watching.
gee that’s creepy.that’s it, I’m changing my name to Satan. muhahaha, I’m watching. and poking you pitchforks and eternal damnation and whatnot.
Do as you must young hedgyhog, for as TTFN and all good catholics know, if you believe in the lord, then you must believe in the devil. But in the final days beware that goodness shall prevail, and ye shall be cast out of my kingdom for want of your wicked ways.
And remember, I’m watching.
jesus christ on a cracker you’re a little strange aren’t you? usually I enjoy a good troll-poke in the morning but this isn’t even worth it. either amp up the crazy or switch your meds and actuallys ay something relavent besides ‘I’m watching’.ps how do you know ttfn or anyone else is catholic, let alone a ‘good’ catholic? that’s a fairly subjective term, dontcha thing? I mean you’re ‘good’ catholic could be my ‘raging wack job’…see what I mean?also if anyone is in for a good smiting I’d say it’d be you.
I knew TTFN was Catholic. She said so yesterday. And one other time that I know of.God is a regular here, obviously. Kind of reminds me of jammie. or floyd. hey, where the hell is floyd these days?
Your pitchforks wound but they do not scar. I only love you more, my child, for you have truly strayed from the flock.How do I know these things indeed? Do you not remember that I am watching?
Yes and indeed qwerty, another good catholic,Worry not fair child, your brethren floyd is safe and well.
I think you’re probably right- it’s either a regular having a laugh, or a crazy getting ready to explode in trolly-goodness.either way I’m going to sit back, call off the flying monkeys, and see where he’s going with this…..
I don’t mean to draw attention away from God here, but OP, Metro Transit is a public service and that means that you are going to have sick people all over the bus whether they sneeze or not. Sick people need transportation too. That said, obviously sick people can use some courtesy, but it isn’t always possible on a crowded bus for them to stay away.And now back to our regularily scheduled God.
if you’re sick, have the common sense to stay homeotherwise, the courtesy to cover your face in publicsneeze your germs into a snot rag or your sleeveand WASH YOUR HANDSto the OP, carry tissues and hand them out on buses